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vaginal rejuvenation 

When a woman gets her snatch pursed.
The first five pages of LA Weekly are all ads for Vaginal Rejuvenation.
vaginal rejuvenation by ChodaBoy36 September 23, 2007

Vaginal Rejuvenation 

Rejuvenating surgery for vaginas. To make old peoples vaginas feel younger. Its awesome.
After my wife got that vaginal rejuvenation, it finally feels more like sex, and less like throwing a rock in a tunnel.

great rejuvenation 

The textbook definition is the unrealistic national narrative to ‘revitalize the great standing in the history’. An icon of the Chinese Dream.
People use this phrase to describe a progress in an ironically opposite way, that being said, instead of doing something creative and innovative, you do that in an irresistibly nostalgic/reminiscent way which could potentially date back to thousands years ago.
Stop posting thirsty girls playing Fortnite shit anymore kids, let’s do missionary and fulfill the great rejuvenation together!
great rejuvenation by MattSassy October 5, 2022

Professional Platter Rejuvenator 

A fancy word for dishwasher, used to make your job sound more complicated than what it really is.
Aren't you a dishwasher?", "No, I am a Professional Platter Rejuvenator.

Rejuvenator 

A rejuvenator is a weapon in the Steven Universe Movie that makes the attacked gem turn to its original form or how it was made
Spinel used the Rejuvenator to wipe Pearl, Amethyst and Garnets Memory
Rejuvenator by JacktheCack March 19, 2021

Rejuvenating Jana 

When your wife accumulates over $500 in overdraft fees in your joint checking account. You coat your hand in Vics Vapor Rub, fist her ass, then her pussy, finally her mouth, then give her a 3 finger Dirty Sanchez.
My soon to be ex fucked up our checking account again. $1100 in overdraft fees last month. I sentenced her to a Rejuvenating Jana. Her twat and ass are burning and she can't get rid of the taste or smell of shit, tuna and Vics.