rejectionitis

A temporarily debilitating emotional/physical manifestation of withdrawal resulting from perceived rejection.

The condition presents from equal amounts perceived rejection AND self-pity/sulking.

After his girlfriend stormed out and damaged his frail ego, he later refused to sleep with her/was unable to perform, citing his feelings of rejectionitis.

rejectionitis by smartcookie April 17, 2009

receptionitis 

A severe, and often fatal, swelling of the brain common in receptionists, secretaries, administrative assistants, and any others who typically fill their days with mindless busywork and talking to semi-neanderthalic people.

"Dear me, my receptionitis seems to be having a rather severe--" -brain hemmorage-

receptionitis by pikachizzle November 30, 2011

Rejectionationprojectilation 

When a girl rejects you and you got so embarrassed you threw a sharp projectile at her torso

I caused a rejectionationprojectilation

Rejectionationprojectilation by Rex Patrick December 27, 2020