Premature Rejectulation

When a user submits a new word and definition to Urban Dictionary and the volunteer editors who happen to review the submission lack intelligence, understanding and/or a sense of humour therefore end up prematurely rejecting spectacularly humorous submissions.

Editor - "A few volunteer editors read your definition and decided to not publish it. Don't take it personally"

Disappointed user - "Damn it, premature Rejectulation again!"

Premature Rejectulation by manicbubble February 10, 2015

rejaculation 

the cum that squirts out of the vagina after a man ejaculates into her.

He: AAAaaah.
She: quick! get me a towel before i get it on the on the sheets!
He: rejaculation's a bitch.

rejaculation by herbedUP September 15, 2009

Rejeculation 

(Re-Jec-u-la-tion) A moment when u think you're about to hit the "Big O" and nothing happens. Usually This happens when you have an Erectile Dysfunction or some other kind of dick problem...

I was with this girl last night and i was about to finish but i rejeculated

(rejeculated is past tense for Rejeculation)

Rejeculation by RatedDforDirty May 31, 2011

rejaculation 

Rejaculation is where you want to blow your wad, but can't, so you keep trying until you do.

"If you want to get preggers," said Tyrone to Suzie, "I'm going to have to try for a rejaculation, so keep pumping."

"Unnngha, aaargh!" said Suzie, grinding her muff against his turgid meat pipe.

rejaculation by scodder July 6, 2010

rejaculation 

The semen that comes out after the ejaculation eruption.

After whacking it and cleaning up, I was watching TV and then when I got up ten minutes later, I felt the rejaculation on my leg.

rejaculation by Mace Windu L. Jackson September 11, 2005

Rejeculation 

The act of jizzing of a woman as you tell her you are no longer interested in seeing her

Jenny's face was full of tears and... stuff... after Jonny treated her to rejeculation

Rejeculation by McDamm August 22, 2011

Rejaculation 

When a dude experiences extreme sexual release while simultaneously being rejected by a girl he has just asked out.

Tom experienced his first rejaculation experience in the school yard after Becky turned him down for prom. His heart might have been broken, but his junk had never felt more alive!

Rejaculation by Mottstravaganza September 4, 2019