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pussy residue

Obviously the fur left behind from a cat, in a location where it had lounged for an extended period of time.
"Hold on Bob, i need to clean the pussy residue off of the couch before you sit on it. "
Mittens got his pussy residue all over the sheets, and now there is some in my eye.

I can't stop sneezing due to all of the pussy residue clogging up my sinuses after i let Chewbacca lay on my face all night.
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blast residue 

the splattered pattern of residual poop on a toilet bowl after an attack of explosive diarreah.
I went to use the toilet only to find blast residue from the previous user.
It was totally disgusting!
blast residue by ueno1 May 16, 2009

star residue 

In Mario Kart 64, the period of time when star power is visibly gone, yet the player is stil invincible.
Crap. He wasn't blinking, but I still got hit. Fucking star residue!
star residue by Anonymous October 9, 2003

Titty Residue 

The residue left behind in a woman's brazeer after its been worn for x amount of time. Often sniffed, or licked by men or women of the Lesbian sexual preferance.
"Man, what the fuck are you sniffing that for?"
"Titty Residue."
Titty Residue by Griker November 5, 2004

Residue Doo

The doo doo particles on your penis or fingers after having anal sex
"Dude after I put it in her butt I had some gross residue Doo on my dick!"
Residue Doo by SarahRichmond August 2, 2009

sock residue 

The bits of fluff you find in between your toes after wearing new socks.
Oh my God, you've got frostbite!

Don't worry, it's just sock residue.
sock residue by knob jockey December 14, 2007

Residue Piece(s) 

The tiny piece of feces leftover after a bowel-movement. This pea-sized piece of poo causes you to wipe your rear-end much more than necessary. In turn, this excessive wiping can lead to an irritated, sometimes bloody anus.
I had to wipe my ass eight times after I thought I was done wiping. I finally was able to squeeze out a residue piece and with one tiny wipe, the job was done.
Residue Piece(s) by PJChappy April 19, 2004