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roman reigns 

The head of the table(the person who puts the food on the table)
roman reigns by Scotsmannn September 19, 2021

chaos reigns 

A phrase, originating from the movie "Antichrist" by Lars von Trier. The main actor is overhearing a fox saying it. We can only suspect he's hallucinating.

Nowadays, "Chaos Reigns" is used to shift a conversation, either concurring with or disapproving of what has been said. Its ambiguity makes it particularly appealing.

1. "Chaos Reigns" can be used to make the speaker aware of the fact that he/she has been creating an entire stage play for his/her thoughts, that must not be necessarily everyone else's real world experience. In a way, breaking the fourth wall.

2. Another usage of "Chaos Reigns" is, to accept a story as to be fucked up beyond all recognition.
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1.
Jack: I cannot stand those annoying quote graphics that seem to be on every girl's myspace that begin with "im the type of girl". I dont care! There are millions of people in this country, sorry honey but putting that graphic up along with thousands of other girls doesnt make you seem any more unique to me!
Jill: Chaos Reigns.

2.
Jim: I went to the supermarket and I forgot to get the tooth brush I needed. Dang.
Bill: Chaos Reigns.
chaos reigns by snlr October 11, 2009

Roman Reigns 

WWE Superstar, Current Universal Heavyweight Champion and Tribal Chief of Smackdown, he makes Smackdown the best wrestling show, and is associated with Paul Heyman, but he usually needs help from Jey Uso when he defends his Universal Championship, everyone wants Daniel Bryan or Shinsuke Nakamura to win the rumble but we all know Goldberg is probably gonna win the wwe title and Goldberg is probably gonna win the royal rumble and fight Reigns and Wrestlemania
Did you see Smackdown last night?
Yes, did you see Roman Reigns kick Adam Pearce's ass?

Roman Reigns 

Roman Reigns it’s when you’re fucking a bitch and then go “OOOOOOOOAAAAAHHHH!!!” Then pop your dick out her pussy and shove it in her asshole as hard as you can, then cover her for the pin 1 2 3
I was with this bitch last night and I went Roman Reigns on her

Roman Reigns 

A crazy lion with a fat zookeeper(Heyman). The worst wrestler on earth . A crappy and show off wrestler. The Usos do everything for him.
Roman Reigns is a lion With a super fat zookeeper.

roman reigns 

Roman Reigns is what a wrestling star is supposed to be, he has the in ring excitement, a marketable look, and actually looks like a world champion. In an era where indy vanilla midgets rule the WWE, Roman Reigns stands out from the rest. He can legitimately beat other big superstars like Triple H, Brock Lesnar, and The Undertaker and it wouldn't look silly because he doesn't posses the attributes most indy darlings have (under 6ft, 200 lbs, spams kicks and flips). Before announcing his unfortunate leukemia return in late 2018, Roman would always receive the biggest crowd reactions night after night.
Person 1: That Roman Reigns guy shouldn't be world champion at all, WWE should make Johnny Gargano champion because of his incredible workrate.

Person 2: Dude, who is Johnny Gargano?
roman reigns by BelieveThat! January 23, 2019