rherg 

spaghetti

rherg is a bird.

rherg by reswrtyjhklmkjh February 2, 2021

office reorganisation 

A sadistic and senseless activity carried out by departmental managers to reassert their power over underlings when their previous cynical management strategies such as teamwork, motivation and front line empowerment have accidentally worked more effectively than could have ever been predicted. Office reorganisation involves creating a fictional reason for getting employees to throw out all their previous years' work, breaking up close collegial relationships and generally restoring a feeling of fear and intimidation which result in the employee realising once again who is in charge.

Manager: Well Bill, it looks like you'll need to move desks to the corner over there in the office reorganisation.

Bill: But I'm working quite well here next to Sandra. Also I have a lot of work to do at the moment.

Manager: Don't be a cunt Bill. Do what you're told. The office reorganisation takes top priority. Just get it done.

office reorganisation by The Gonzo Lecture March 3, 2010

rearginity 

rectal virginity; the state of anal innocence, avoidance of sodomy or any prodecure that involves the penetration of one's anus with any member, rodent or foreign object

One way of helping preserve your rearginity is to avoid the penal system.

Are you sure there's no other way to check the prostate, Doc? I'd like to save my rearginity.

rearginity by El Oaxuco September 8, 2007

reorg

A company reorganization, usually involving the firing of a number of employees and promotion of others to the point of uselessness. Often used as a futile measure when a company is about to tank.

Bobco went through a reorg last year, they promoted all of their middle management to management and fired all of the previous managers in a futile attempt to regain stockholder trust.

reorg by Spirit Bear July 26, 2007

reorgy 

(n) also, re-orgy; A play on the term re-org(anization), wherein a company restructures employee reporting and literally all workers get fucked all over again in their new positions/titles. example usage:

"My company just went through another reorgy and now I report to the boss' nephew in the inside sales team. There go my career aspirations, right down the toilet."

reorgy by swole jelly July 22, 2016

reorganization 

Corporatese for "fired." Derives from the passive-aggressive nature's response to the pressure to act in a way that can be deemed "not too nice."

"I'm sorry to inform you that you've been reorganized."
"Dude! I've been reorganized!"
"There has been a lot of reorganization around here."

reorganization by Po-mo Superstar December 9, 2004

rehighdrate

to smoke more weed

I haven't smoked in more than an hour homey, it's time to rehighdrate- pass me that blunt!

rehighdrate by vanasty June 9, 2010