Probably the worst so-called 'music' on the planet right now (even worse than country).

It's seriously fucking annoying and if you live here in Miami, you'd know what I mean as that reggaeton shit is everywhere, pumping out of stupid clubs or being played way too loud by Daddy Yankee-wannabe pickup truck driving pricks who like to 'Ride It Like A Ford'.

Reggaeton has the same beat and all songs sound exactly the same (awful). The lyrics are horrible and are derogatory to women. Reggaetons dress like gangsters, but they're not -- they're just no-talent losers.

I have never understood why it's called 'reggaeton' either because it sounds nothing like reggae.

Reggae = Good
Reggaeton = Bad

People who listen to reggaeton should be given a good kicking until they learn to appreciate REAL music, not a fucking noise with some Puerto Rican asshole singing badly to a repetitive beat.
One of the more popular reggaeton songs:

"Gasolina" by Daddy Yankee

A ella le gusta la gasolina
(Dame mas gasolina!)
Como le encanta la gasolina
(Dame mas gasolina!)
A ella le gusta la gasolina
(Dame mas gasolina!)
Como le encanta la gasolina
(Dame mas gasolina!)
by ihatereggaeton May 28, 2006
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First of all, I'm a College Hispanic.

Reggaeton is a retarded form of music that only ignorant Latino people such as gangbangers, uneducated school drop-outs, or Hispanic Criminals listen too. Those kind of people don't like Metal, Classical, Jazz, or anything else; only there cheaply made repeatative synthesized beat with awful rap lyrics in Spanish. Of course, they might always lie and say they like all kinds of music to not sound too ignorant...

But to be honest, other forms of music that do not get any recognition such as Melodic Death Metal will always be superior compare to Reggaeton!!! That should actually be called Horribleton. Peace...
Don Omar (what a wannabe!)

Looney Toons (maricon bastards)

Reggaeton shit is fucking nigger music in Spanish!
What the fuck is the matter with all you Black puppet Spics? And to all you future gay mother-fuckers that are gonna talk shit against the truth, go fuck yourselves!
by I Am The Lord July 14, 2006
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reggaeton is not actually just Puerto Rico's version of reggae...if you do the research you'll find that reggaeton first came around in panama as "spanish reggae". It has evolved to become "perreo", "dembow", or just "reggaeton"
i like reggaeton
me gusta el reggaeton
by fred February 28, 2005
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A music found in Panama to Puerto Rico. A Tropical style of Reggae with the carribean beat with all the latin music put together. Very sexual music hip hop with reggae; Latin style make you want to grind
Vam0s a Perrear con el reggaeton
by La Gata Fiera April 19, 2005
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1)Spanish for "Un-listenable."
2)Officially the worst music ever created. The Music gods should put a curse of locusts and frogs on whatever country invented it. Bob Marley spins in his grave as we speak because they used the word "Reggae" to name such a horrible genre of music.
1) "I would rather listen to a cat being butt raped with a shard of broken glass than listen to reggaeton"

2) "Listening to reggaeton makes me want to burn things"
by Joe Friday July 5, 2005
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South American genre of music which consists of a repetitive beat, annoying vocals and primitive, simple lyrics in some sort of spanglish (it has nothing to do with Spanish).
Comparar a cualquier cantante de reggaeton con Mozart es como comparar un trozo de madera con un Stradivarius.
by Namakemono March 15, 2006
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shitty spanglish rapping over a badly done reggae beat.

Julio Voltio has murdered great songs like "Drop it Like it's Hot" with his reggaeton spew.
by RemixThis November 23, 2005
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