The redneckers

A crazy group of nanja morons who are never doing nothing. some of us farm and some of hunt, but when you put us all together we do some crazy stuff. We love going roadkill hunting and fishing. We all single and always ready to mingle (country boys only) unless you are Latino then we got one ready for you. We love rodeos and look FINE in bootcut. If you want to win our heart just make us sweet tea and take us fishing. We LOVE cows and we ain't afraid to show it. #4lifers
DO NOT mistake us for buckle bunnies, we don't wear pink camo ( when you are hunting with pink camo what are you hunting for flamingos)

Are they the redneckers I just saw picking squirrels off the road?

The redneckers by trailer trash tamy February 24, 2022

redneckistan 

Rural part of America. Home to rednecks.

The road from Charlotte to Atlanta passes through Redneckistan. At a truck stop on the way I saw a guy with a huge belt buckle and a gun rack on his pickup truck.

redneckistan by Fatbeard June 2, 2009

redneckery 

The fine art of growing and maturing as a redneck, often in hick bars drinking Pabst or Shlitz beer while crying about how much you miss your hot cousin and her 3 teeth.

Danny, who, though a series of bar brawls and general redneckery ended up with TWO chipped eye teeth resulting in a gap in the shape of an inverted letter V.

redneckery by AronP September 3, 2006

reinecker 

The most awful teacher of Bermudian History, Terrible teacher who expects the students to treat her class like it’s the only responsibility and gives us work based on that notion, Old Hag who owns a Pig Farm and is secretly Anne Frank

“Bro this teacher is almost as bad as Mrs.Reinecker!”

reinecker by MassiveFurCockenburg69 May 6, 2019

Redneckenomics 

Redneckenomics is defined by a group of redneck citizens that interpret the news and other "local" information and apply it to the life they are leading and the short falls in life. Typically completely incorrect understanding and application of information that may result in mob behaviorism and piles and piles of cheap beer cans while giving the show Cops plenty of footage.

"My husband aint werkin right naw and if dat osama would get out of orifice the ekonomy could get fixed and I wood pays my bills"

I am sorry, however I am unable to apply your Redneckenomics to your bill so I need you to give me your credit card now.

Redneckenomics by jason bmf chambers October 7, 2009

Two Rednecks and a Beaner chasing a Turkey down a Goldmine 

Jim Bean, Jack Daniels, José Cuervo, Wild Turkey, and Goldschläger.

Served in a large shot glass; tastes like fire.

Person 1: "Goddam... what WAS that?! I'm breathing fire over here!"

Person 2: "Two Rednecks and a Beaner Chasing a Turkey down a Goldmine.... it'll make your balls grow bigger."

Two Rednecks and a Beaner chasing a Turkey down a Goldmine by Pilotguy44 February 4, 2010

redneckish 

Having to do with the country or hillbilly type people.

person 1: I caught me a gigantic fish today while i was at the creek drinking beer and listening to 99.5 on my portabhull radeeo'
person 2: Wow how redneckish of you!

redneckish by Christian W. April 27, 2006