Fisting a female (usually) while holding a beer can in the same hand that is doing the fisting. (Too lazy to take the beer can out of your hand while having a romantic fisting session.)
by helmetgoliath August 1, 2009
1.) An individual born in the southeastern united states, usually caused by inbreeding.
2.) One who is racist, but listens to rap.
3.) Most live in mobile homes with all there relatives living only a stones throw from each other.
4.) They love nascar with a passion.
5.) Bud light is the only good beer and any other will be rejected by said individual.
6.) Some of the most religously backwards people you will ever meet.
7.) One with an IQ at or below 70, if a normal person is in a room full of rednecks, their IQ will be higher than all rednecks in said room combined.
8.) Big words usually confuse them.
9.) Believe in driving in lifted trucks, with oversized tires, and large C.B. antennas known as "whips", they think this is cool, but everyone knows they are compensating for something whether it be physically, emotionally, or spiritually.
10.) Most are high school drop outs, obtain a GED from a local community college, and work for below minimum wage for the rest of their lives.
11.) Think they can fight a whole army with a .22 caliber rifle.
12.) Are ignorant as an 8 year old child, they believe anything you can conjure up as long as you "Swear to God."
13.) Attend church on Sundays after a Saturday night of binging on alcohol, drugs, and women.
2.) One who is racist, but listens to rap.
3.) Most live in mobile homes with all there relatives living only a stones throw from each other.
4.) They love nascar with a passion.
5.) Bud light is the only good beer and any other will be rejected by said individual.
6.) Some of the most religously backwards people you will ever meet.
7.) One with an IQ at or below 70, if a normal person is in a room full of rednecks, their IQ will be higher than all rednecks in said room combined.
8.) Big words usually confuse them.
9.) Believe in driving in lifted trucks, with oversized tires, and large C.B. antennas known as "whips", they think this is cool, but everyone knows they are compensating for something whether it be physically, emotionally, or spiritually.
10.) Most are high school drop outs, obtain a GED from a local community college, and work for below minimum wage for the rest of their lives.
11.) Think they can fight a whole army with a .22 caliber rifle.
12.) Are ignorant as an 8 year old child, they believe anything you can conjure up as long as you "Swear to God."
13.) Attend church on Sundays after a Saturday night of binging on alcohol, drugs, and women.
by hsb08 May 26, 2010
A total dumbass who, ironically, calls people dumbasses when they themselves have irritating accents typical of a dumbass. Their official sport is NASCAR, their national flag is the Confederate Battle Flag (or Rebel Flag), and their national anthem ends with "...gentlemen, start your engines."
These people come in various appearances, ranging from nearly toothless and wearing overalls and a John Deere hat, to wearing Dixie Outfitters or NASCAR shirts, Wrangler Jeans, and has chewing tobacco. Many of them, including women and men, like wearing these clothing lines, and many of the women are fat ass blondes, or dirt-colored brunettes, though not all women of that description are rednecks.
Not all rednecks are racists, but a majority of them are quite intolerant or inhospitable to different cultures or races. Some in a few places even still lynch black people.
Though millions of people nationwide say "y'all" it is still a major word in the Redneck vocabulary. Other words include "whoo-doggy", "varmint", "wersh", "poke", "buggy", "coons", "chicken 'n dumplins", and "All y'alls".
Many of the guys are bastards that threaten you and then call you "boy" or "son". Lots of those girls like to taunt both guys and girls of other, non-redneck groups verbally. They try to entice the boys, and tell both sexes how the redneck girls are better (which theyre not.)
Rednecks are also people who are proud of having Confederate monuments, try to destroy anything that isn't completely All-American, fly Rebel flags outside their houses, and love putting living room furniture on their damn porch.
Various Redneck hobbies include this vehicle-involved sport called "Muddin'", drinking lots of beer and whiskey, watching NASCAR, squirrel hunting, wearing shitty cowboy boots, attending monster truck events, blaring country music out their windows, and trying to tape all the episodes of the Dukes of Hazzard.
Most rednecks don't plan on attending college anytime soon, they usually had problems in school, both academically and behavior-wise; and they would rather engage in the hobbies and activities listed above. Some rednecks even attend KKK meetings. For more information, read the other redneck definitions. (Spread the word.)
These people come in various appearances, ranging from nearly toothless and wearing overalls and a John Deere hat, to wearing Dixie Outfitters or NASCAR shirts, Wrangler Jeans, and has chewing tobacco. Many of them, including women and men, like wearing these clothing lines, and many of the women are fat ass blondes, or dirt-colored brunettes, though not all women of that description are rednecks.
Not all rednecks are racists, but a majority of them are quite intolerant or inhospitable to different cultures or races. Some in a few places even still lynch black people.
Though millions of people nationwide say "y'all" it is still a major word in the Redneck vocabulary. Other words include "whoo-doggy", "varmint", "wersh", "poke", "buggy", "coons", "chicken 'n dumplins", and "All y'alls".
Many of the guys are bastards that threaten you and then call you "boy" or "son". Lots of those girls like to taunt both guys and girls of other, non-redneck groups verbally. They try to entice the boys, and tell both sexes how the redneck girls are better (which theyre not.)
Rednecks are also people who are proud of having Confederate monuments, try to destroy anything that isn't completely All-American, fly Rebel flags outside their houses, and love putting living room furniture on their damn porch.
Various Redneck hobbies include this vehicle-involved sport called "Muddin'", drinking lots of beer and whiskey, watching NASCAR, squirrel hunting, wearing shitty cowboy boots, attending monster truck events, blaring country music out their windows, and trying to tape all the episodes of the Dukes of Hazzard.
Most rednecks don't plan on attending college anytime soon, they usually had problems in school, both academically and behavior-wise; and they would rather engage in the hobbies and activities listed above. Some rednecks even attend KKK meetings. For more information, read the other redneck definitions. (Spread the word.)
Not all of these following people are rednecks:
1. Farmers
2. Fishermen
3. People born in the South
4. Deer Hunters
5. Auto Mechanics
6. Wal-Mart customers (there are a few normal people who go there.)
7. People who eat at Waffle House.
1. Farmers
2. Fishermen
3. People born in the South
4. Deer Hunters
5. Auto Mechanics
6. Wal-Mart customers (there are a few normal people who go there.)
7. People who eat at Waffle House.
by The Kentucky Yankee August 11, 2004
When a redneck enters the woods to find a mate. Usually includes the redneck mating call (Yee Yee Yee!)
Kyle: I went rednecking last night.
Bob:Ohh really? Did you find a mate?
Kyle: Yeah, turns out she was my cousin!
Bob:Ohh really? Did you find a mate?
Kyle: Yeah, turns out she was my cousin!
by Redneckification December 20, 2013
According to the left-wing bigots, anyone who disagrees with liberal ideas such as partial-birth abortion or gay marriage. This is what you are for being a Republican and voting for George W. Bush.
by Journey Fan December 1, 2004
conotation with a class or group of people who are prejudiced or racist either secretly or overtly. Mainly rednecks come from the south but they are everywhere nowadays.
by enyce April 16, 2006