Here are some characteristics of rednecks
1. A lot of them are racist but they won't say it to an African American's face
2.They love hunting, fishing, muddin', 4-wheeling, and nascar
3. Almost every redneck man smokes, drinks, or dips tobacco or some combination of them
4. Almost all redneck men wear hats and they usually either have a rebel flag on them or say Git R Done
5. Most rednecks drive around in an old beat-up pick up truck
6. Rednecks are religious and usually go to baptist churches
7. Rednecks love walmart, you cannot get into walmart on check day and for most rednecks check day is a disability check they faked a disability to get
8. Rednecks are fiercely loyal to their family, if you say something bad about one of their "kin" you will get you butt kicked
9. Rednecks either live in trailers or really modest homes
10. Most rednecks are super friendly and would break their neck to help you out
1. A lot of them are racist but they won't say it to an African American's face
2.They love hunting, fishing, muddin', 4-wheeling, and nascar
3. Almost every redneck man smokes, drinks, or dips tobacco or some combination of them
4. Almost all redneck men wear hats and they usually either have a rebel flag on them or say Git R Done
5. Most rednecks drive around in an old beat-up pick up truck
6. Rednecks are religious and usually go to baptist churches
7. Rednecks love walmart, you cannot get into walmart on check day and for most rednecks check day is a disability check they faked a disability to get
8. Rednecks are fiercely loyal to their family, if you say something bad about one of their "kin" you will get you butt kicked
9. Rednecks either live in trailers or really modest homes
10. Most rednecks are super friendly and would break their neck to help you out
by cavgal89 July 15, 2009
Rednecks are usually characterized as someone who has a mullet, loves nascar, and meets his/her spouses at family renunions. Rednecks are born with a full knowlege of how to work on cars. Experts believe it is engraved in their DNA much like hair color. Most rednecks get revenue from disabilty or unemployment. Using food stamps to pay for their food. Some even go to Costco to feed their farm of inbred children off of free samples. Rednecks are also extremely racist and resistant to change.
If your children are named after Walker Texas Ranger or Lynard Skynard, you're definitely a redneck.
by rickybobbyeldiablo April 12, 2009
American person of the white race that generally comes from a rural background (though not always) who is non-college educated (or acts like it) and deeply resents any person from any group that is not his or her own. Tends to enjoy racism, four-wheel drive pickup trucks, guns, flag-waving, and ultra right-wing politics. A Redneck may also belong to an ultra-conservative Christian sect (non-drinking Redneck type)or white racist group. Rednecks almost always work in manual labor and tend to frequent Wal-Mart, Bass Pro Shops, fundamentalist Christian churches, and small-town taverns.
Redneck: Sarah Palin, George W. Bush, Dick Chaney, Toby Keith, Gretchen Wilson, Rush Limbaugh, Charlie Daniels
by WillySK September 11, 2008
A charming, unpretentious Southern gentleman of humble origin and possessed of old-fashioned values.
Leon, a Redneck from Chumuckla, told Bubba not to talk 'bout his mamma like that lest he have to rip off his neck and shit down the hole.
by harry flashman July 16, 2003
A person who occupies the southeastern states and:
1) Is a Republican
2) Flunked out of pre-school
3) Chews tobacco
4) Has a pick-up truck
1) Is a Republican
2) Flunked out of pre-school
3) Chews tobacco
4) Has a pick-up truck
by wakedemons January 15, 2005
The redneck characteristic list:
(1) Their official sport is Nascar. Nascar races are nothing but redneck conventions.
(2) They lack spelling skills.
(3) They can't pronounce things well, hence their accents.
(4) They find duct tape on a car sexy.
(5) They find great potential in 30-40+ year old cars/trucks.
(6) They haven't the slightest clue what sarcasm is.
(7) They think old license plates and coins are great things to colllect.
(8) Some use "fart" as a swear word. (Example: "fart u!++")
(9) Country music is ALL they listen to. Anything else is just a total blasphemy!
(10) Very few are computer literate. The ones who are tend to replace proper punctuation with numbers and plus signs. (Example: "wat r u doin33+")
(11) Incest is a popular passtime among rednecks.
(12) They severely lack logic and reasoning.
(13) Their favorite color is plaid.
(14) Proudly flies the confederate flag.
(15) If a redneck lives on a civil war battleground, he will think that his house is haunted with civil war ghosts.
(16) Roaches, they're not pests, they're a redneck's best friend.
(17) Some tend to keep old Pepsi bottles of urine.
(18) If by small chance they're computer literate, they'll spend hours on eBay looking at old rusted down cars thinking of how much life it has left.
(19) A redneck using MSN Messenger will spam when he is angry or things don't go his way.
(20) They tend to go head over heals over any girl they think is 'cute'
(21) Some who claim to be "proud rednecks" are no longer proud to be redneck once they discover what incest is.
All of these are real based on this one redneck that I know. I'm not making anything up. Examples of how a redneck would talk through MSN Messenger is below
(1) Their official sport is Nascar. Nascar races are nothing but redneck conventions.
(2) They lack spelling skills.
(3) They can't pronounce things well, hence their accents.
(4) They find duct tape on a car sexy.
(5) They find great potential in 30-40+ year old cars/trucks.
(6) They haven't the slightest clue what sarcasm is.
(7) They think old license plates and coins are great things to colllect.
(8) Some use "fart" as a swear word. (Example: "fart u!++")
(9) Country music is ALL they listen to. Anything else is just a total blasphemy!
(10) Very few are computer literate. The ones who are tend to replace proper punctuation with numbers and plus signs. (Example: "wat r u doin33+")
(11) Incest is a popular passtime among rednecks.
(12) They severely lack logic and reasoning.
(13) Their favorite color is plaid.
(14) Proudly flies the confederate flag.
(15) If a redneck lives on a civil war battleground, he will think that his house is haunted with civil war ghosts.
(16) Roaches, they're not pests, they're a redneck's best friend.
(17) Some tend to keep old Pepsi bottles of urine.
(18) If by small chance they're computer literate, they'll spend hours on eBay looking at old rusted down cars thinking of how much life it has left.
(19) A redneck using MSN Messenger will spam when he is angry or things don't go his way.
(20) They tend to go head over heals over any girl they think is 'cute'
(21) Some who claim to be "proud rednecks" are no longer proud to be redneck once they discover what incest is.
All of these are real based on this one redneck that I know. I'm not making anything up. Examples of how a redneck would talk through MSN Messenger is below
"fart u"
"i luv nascar+"
"kewl! a new lisence pl8 arived in the mail today!33+"
"talk ffs u633+"
"3...+"
"i luv nascar+"
"kewl! a new lisence pl8 arived in the mail today!33+"
"talk ffs u633+"
"3...+"
by Unknown March 6, 2005
If you want to get technical, a redneck is someone who does a lot of hard labor out in the sun and therefore their neck turns red from sunburn. And for all the shit these people take, without 'em there wouldn't be a whole lot of food in this nation.
Generally, rednecks are white people possessed of traditional values, although some are rowdier. They work hard, love their families, and raise quality young men who have moral standing. While not all attend college, rednecks tend to have a strong advantage when it comes to common sense, and the ones that do go to college are some of the best people we have in the United States ( See George W. Bush ).
Generally, rednecks are white people possessed of traditional values, although some are rowdier. They work hard, love their families, and raise quality young men who have moral standing. While not all attend college, rednecks tend to have a strong advantage when it comes to common sense, and the ones that do go to college are some of the best people we have in the United States ( See George W. Bush ).
For all you assholes who stereotype them, the next time you see a redneck boy chopping wood at noon remember he's probably been up since four and done twice the work in an hour as you've done in a week. And then remember that he'll someday have a loving wife and kids who'll be with him all his life, while you stew in the bile of a divorce over your homosexual affair and lose custody of your goth-punk S.O.B. druggie brats. And then remember that he can kick your ass across his 600 acres of farmland without even trying. So be respectful.
by Demon Phoenix 1337 September 7, 2004