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8.
the baseball team with the LEAST diverse and most ignorant fans. red sox fans like to show displeasure towards the yankees and their fans by constantly saying that the yankees suck, despite the fact that yankees have 39 AL pennants and 26 championships compared to boston's only 11 pennants and 6 championships.
red sox fan: hahaha you like the yankees! they suck!
yankees fan: well, let's see. the yankees have won 26 world championships. red sox has, what was it, 6? so, shut the fuck up.
red sox fan: uhh YANKEES SUCK!
by seans March 02, 2007
 
9.
A Pro. sports team that plays for Boston. They are know as the best there is, there best there was, and the best there ever will be.

man: hey i got tickets to the yankees.

cool man: THE YANKEES! Man they SUCK! I am going to the redsox game!!!
by Anas Luigi M. January 28, 2008
 
10.
A baseball team that earns nothing in the 84 years it takes them to win a world series, as well as being a load of overpaid lucky players, who then accuse a rival of being overpaid themselves, thus contradicting themselves. They have not really earned any of the titles they have earned and are merely a product of a bored media that needed a way to create buzz between the winningest team in sports and a seeming "rival", though statistically it is clear that there is none. Their fans are a large bandwagoning group of chowder consuming baby rapists who desire nothing more than to eat their own young after raping them and will mary no one unless at least their cousin but preferably their siblings or parents. They prefer the logo of a pair of filthy sox over the first letter of the city they represent. They are more commonly known as the Red Sux and "The Nation" ignoring the fact that an empire is larger than a nation, proving even further that not only is Boston less educated but also willing to concede the fact that they are nothing compared to New York and the Yankees.
"Man did you see the Red Sox loss last night."

"Yeah I didnt think anyone could hype up an 11-1 loss like that but those espn announcers sure did."
by Bangerlivas April 30, 2009
 
11.
a pro-baseball team that is based and that plays home games in the city of Boston, MA. They are the major league baseball team for the New England area. They have 7 world championships. Their major archrival is the successful and historic New York Yankees who have 26 world championships and 39 American League championships. Red Sox fans are dubbed Red Sox Nation, assuming that no other team has a national following. They are also notoriously violent, arrogant, and prone to dangerous celebrations as seen in their world series victory after-party in the streets of Boston when over 40 were arrested and police officers were assaulted. Red Sox fans tend to frequently chant "Yankees Suck" even though the Yankees are the most successful sports team in history.
The Red Sox have 7 world championships while the Yankees have 26.

by Ernie EB October 31, 2007
 
12.
The worst major league baseball team to ever play the game, if you look in their dugout after dark every other player kneeling, they are the reason people say don't drop the soap. Wow everyone was so excited about them winning the 2004 world series why? Because everyone gets excited about such rare events, come on once every 80 almost 90 years?? Fuck the red sox saddam hussein roots for your team :D
the red sox are gay :D
by Yankees Fan September 26, 2007
 
13.
the single most arrogant team in baseball.

YOU WON. WE KNOW. SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY.
I keep hearing/reading about the Red Sox. How annoying. Why won't they go away?
by freaking a April 08, 2005
 
14.
aka The Shlocks or the Red Shlocks; a shlocky team supported by drunken, masochistic buffoons. Not to be confused with those other drunken, masochistic buffoons in Chicago - the Black, er, White Sox.
I think I'll have an Irish seven-course dinner and then try to sneak into the red sox game over at Fagway Park, er, I mean Fenway Puke. BTW, that is a little joke of a stadium - that whole green monster idiocy - no other team tries to pass off a half-built stadium in the major leagues. Add in the restricted view seats and the loud, obnoxious drunken louts and you have the makings of a waste of time and money.
by AdamanEve October 10, 2005