King of Red Lions

The talking boat in The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker.
He is red and looks somewhat like a dragon.
-WARNING: Game Spoilers Follow, Read At Your Own Risk-



At the start of the game, after you're kicked out of the Forsaken Fortress, he sails up next to you and takes you to Windfall Island. He asks you to buy him a sail. It costs 80 rupees, but it's definitely worth it.

Later in the game, you figure out that the King of Red Lions is actually the King of Hyrule, whose name is King Daphnes Nohansen Hyrule. He continues to guide you through your journey as the King of Red Lions, though.

The King of Red Lions is the only boat that speaks the word of men.

King of Red Lions by FlimsyOcarina March 23, 2009

red lion 

A town where the most violence goes down within the school district.
The home of some cheap-ass mother who couldn't get her son into college without altering his transcript and SAT scores.

Who got shot in Red Lion today?

red lion by Lance Shitlips January 12, 2008

Red-Lion'd

A word used primarily in the beautiful market town of Brackley to describe a state of appalling drunkenness.

The word originates from one of the town's delightful pubs, The Red Lion, which hosts the towns best entertainment on a Friday night, in the form of the famous HUSH!

"Tonight i wanna get completely Red-Lion'd!"

"I went to the pub last friday, I don't remember a thing 'cos I was SO Red-Lion'd."

Red-Lion'd by The Grey Goose March 30, 2010

Red Lion 

The most racially diverse town in all of Pennsylvania, made up of rednecks and African-Americans, and barely any others. The schools are always filled with theft and murders.

Rob: Red Lion is a piece of shit town, why do I live here?
Kate: Because you're a black redneck.
Rob: Oh yeah.

Red Lion by Asshole_Steve March 27, 2011

red lion area school district 

A piece of shit school with racist teachers and lots and lots of whores thots fuckboys and cunts oh and please do not forget about the multiple drug addicts in the school district and im not only talking high school jr high to im telling u if u care about your education do not come to this school its a fuck shit pot full of white trash and stuck up bitches

Omg do not go to Red lion area school district i heard a girl overdose in the the bathroom and another girl got fingered in the bathroom

red lion area school district by itz_me_nyanna275 February 13, 2018

red lion 

A complete douche of a Miami Heat fan. Possibly 12 years old, he started following the Heat when they traded for Shaq, but pretends to be a knowledgeable NBA fan. He is also known as having the longest message board signature in the history of the merking internet, complete with incoherent quotes and ramblings.

He was recently OWNED by OrlandoMagic.com message board users after stupidly trying to take all of them on. He was relentlessly pounded for page after page with hilarious pictures and comments. His anger is undoubtedly due to the Magic’s 8 game lead over the Heat a mere 4 weeks into the NBA season

Magic Fans such as Jereth Cutestory, Marc Acres 3:16, DJMase20, Hutchence, Drunk on Mystery, Athena, WPMagic and more, were all in on the action.

(Red Lion) see MiamiHeat.com for more

red lion by djmase20 December 29, 2007

Red Lion 

A really nasty downtrodden pub in Tredegar. Customer personal safety there is unimportant, and health and safety issues are simply brushed under the carpet. This pub also bars law-abiding customers.

Where are you going wearing all that body armour?

It's all ok, I'm just off to the Red Lion for a couple of pints of beer.

Red Lion by Chris Tredegar October 29, 2006