Red Cock Blaster 

A drink that is manufactured, distributed, and consumed primarily for the temporary increase in penis potency and size. This substance is reddish in color, and is always adorned with a heart shape froth layer to remind you of how much smashing you will partake in after consumption. Management has since labeled this a class 2 drug, so don't get caught with your pants down when cracking a cold one with the boys.

"Yo, I got a hold of some Red Cock Blaster, you feeling lucky?"

Red Cock Blaster by gl;on May 4, 2021

Boston Red Cock 

When you are having sex with a girl on her period, you pull out... Point towards an imaginary outfield fence, and as she is distracted by the pointing you slap your bloody penis across her face and declare "Going Going Gone!!!"

Boston Red Cock

Boston Red Cock by Don Keys Balls March 19, 2010

The orville red n' cocker 

When you and someone special are at a movie, discretely cut a hole in the bottom of the popcorn bag, and proceed to string your erect penis through the hole. When she/he reaches for the popcorn they will get more than a handful, hopefully. From there the obligation is implied and butter is the lube.

Dan was a lonely schmuck, but got a date with Nicole anyway, at the movie he used The Orville red n' cocker, reliable yet ballsy , making the large worth the seven dollars.

The orville red n' cocker by Kevin Getzewich March 9, 2008

Cocksucker red 

The wearing of bright red lipstick by a female.

Samantha always wears that bright red lipstick. I think it's called cocksucker red.

Cocksucker red by Jack Madison December 19, 2016

Locked Stocked and Cocked and Ready to paint the town Red 

The quote given before ascending valhalla

Hes about to be locked stocked and cocked and ready to paint the town red

Locked Stocked and Cocked and Ready to paint the town Red by TheBellwether November 2, 2017

Cockney Red 

Discription of individuals who come from a Greater London but insisted in glory hunting and support Manchester United from the comfort of their own armchair. These individuals are usually born between 1980 and 1999.

Oh look, there's another Cockney Red, glory hunting child bastard

Cockney Red by footybants April 23, 2019