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This describes the condition of the person who has been smoking marijuana and drinking alcohol--they are red, as in red in the face (from the alcohol) AND/OR red in the eyes (from the marijuana).
"After I have my breakfast blunt and my mickey, I'm red and ready for work."

"I drank all the beer and did bong hits, then I was sooo red."
by The Ripper December 12, 2004
1. Team mascot for Cincinati's baseball team.
2. Slur for American Indians
3. Slang for Russian Communists.
Don't let the reds take over, they'll make us all commie.
by Ron_Thornbrash May 22, 2005
A cigarette from a "red" box of marlboro cigarettes.
Hey, gimme one of your reds.
by CKris April 06, 2006
A color.
A prime color.
The first color on the rainbow.
The barn was red.
My shirt is red.
The bow was red.
Mom put red frosting on the cake.
by Zogster December 22, 2008
Dangerous or un-cool. Someone or something that is likely to get you in trouble, primarily with the law or some authority.
"That dude is red, I don't hang out with him."
"Yo, put that shit away, that's red! My mom is coming home soon, go smoke that out back!"
by Superion69 February 27, 2007
Acronym for Raging Erectile Disfunction. More than 10 million men in America suffer from RED. Typical symptoms of RED include but are not limited to: getting raging boners for no reason; constantly having a raging boner; not being able to make your boner go away. Men with RED are not allowed to enjoy many aspects of life such as wearing sweat pants and peeing standing up. Argaiv is the leading drug to treat and control RED. Side effects of Argaiv include nausea, blood clotting, and gayness. Adults with high blood pressure should consult a doctor before taking Argaive.
RED is the number one cause of eyes being poked out in the world.

Fred: "Jesus Jon you have a raging boner"
Jon: "I have RED leave I can't help it!"
by wiggly22 November 15, 2009
when you send a message to someone on BBM (blackberry messenger) and the little R comes up showing the person has read your message, but they never respond.
Bob: "I asked Jessica out over BBM last night!"
Joe: "What'd she say?"
Bob: "She totally r'ed me...."
by ch23223 April 12, 2009
(RED) is a brand created to raise awareness and money for the Global Fund by teaming up with the world’s most iconic brands to produce (PRODUCT) RED branded products. A portion of profits from each (PRODUCT) RED product sold will go directly to the Global Fund to invest in African AIDS programmes, with a focus on women and children.
Bono and Bobby Shriver, Chairman of DATA (Debt, AIDS, Trade Africa), created (RED) to engage the private sector in the fight against AIDS in Africa. Our launch partners include: American Express, Converse, Gap, Giorgio Armani and Motorola. Discussions are ongoing with other potential partners.
join (red). (product) red. ado(red). cetre(red). sha(red). desi(red).
by Fernando Rubio February 04, 2007