9 definitions by WTMS369

Cook Me Dinner

Cook me dinner or cook me dinner woman is a term used by many sexist men when a woman says "The F in men stands for funny" or "Men are wallets"

Emily: KAM, Men are wallets!
James: Cook me dinner woman

by WTMS369 September 8, 2020

Red

Sus

"Red Sus", Blue said as Red gave evidence that it was Blue.

by WTMS369 October 18, 2020

Alpaca Pussy

A bad feeling of sickness, used like this:

"Hey Steve, sorry if i'm not able to call today. I'm feeling like alpaca pussy and I hope we get to talk soon *insert kiss because the real ones kiss the boys* *ends voicemail*

Steve, listening to that shit: What the absolute hell is this man on.

by WTMS369 September 28, 2020

Olympic Class Dumbass

me

Teacher: What's n divided by 16?
My head: ORANGUTAN PUSSY, ORANGUTAN PUSSY!
Everyone else: Wow, he's an Olympic Class Dumbass.

by WTMS369 January 12, 2021

Pussymistic

When you don't give a single fuck about life and you only care about sex.

Jake: *holds up a sign on the corner saying "Come ride the 2 inch train, choo choo!*
Paul: Jake why are you so pussymistic, get a damn life.
Jake: Choo choo, Paul, CHOO FUCKING CHOO.
Paul: Ow my anus

by WTMS369 October 21, 2020

you fool i

What one puts as their Among Us username to make it look like this when they get kicked off the ship.

you fool i was/ was not the Impostor

maybe an Impostor remains

by WTMS369 October 11, 2020

Jeffrey Dahmer the People Nommer

A nickname given to the infamous serial killer, Jeffrey Dahmer. You know, the one that ate parts of his victims. The gay one, yeah!

Alrighty Kids, it's time for!
COOKING LESSONS WITH JEFFREY DAHMER THE PEOPLE NOMMER!

by WTMS369 December 6, 2020