red ink

(v.) To correct. Coming from the days of education where incorrect answers, spelling mistakes and other such mistakes were highlighted in red ink and corrected by the teacher.

a: The time is 13:20

b: 13:40- your watch is slow.

a: your watch is fast.

c: it's 13:40

B: red inked beeyatch!

by Gumba Gumba June 3, 2004

no red ink

The place where you go when you don't want to work but want to look like you're working.

Jay: I don't want to do my ELA project.
Jay: I'll just do no red ink.

by John Weegee October 26, 2017

Red Ink Calligraphy

A sexual act in which one partner holds in their urges to urinate for a day or two, and eats and drinks the worst kinds of junk foods and alcohol, conjuring a vigorous bladder storm inside, and when it is finally unbearable, they release their blood coloured piss onto their sexual partner.

1: Hey bro why do you smell so awful?

2: Me and my partner performed the sacred practice of Red Ink Calligraphy, and I didn't have time to shower...

by Paleo-Fecal Investigator March 25, 2020