when a man ejaculates into ones eye causing it to turn red - bloodshot
hey dude u red eyed me
by J man May 22, 2004
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1. A person who smokes marijuana or one who is experiencing the euphoric state that smoking marijuana.

2. Infamous Quake 3 Arena player known for proficiency with the Railgun.
1. "What's up, Red-Eyed Jedi, feelin' the force?"

2. Mung <gLu>: Nice Sh0T, Red-Eyed Jedi!
by Omega Thanatos December 23, 2005
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When your old lady is riding you reverse cowgirl and just before you nut she hops off to suck you dry but slides her body and ass back towards your face a little too far and buries your nose deep in her winking red eye.
Rachel gave me the red eyed cowgirl last night. I still can’t wash that smell off my nose.
by Eaton Holgoode November 8, 2018
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Don't look in his eyes
deng: we got this red eyed demon ain't here
bol: he's there

machars: *scatter*
by y'all already know July 24, 2019
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by Omega File 2100 January 20, 2023
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When a man holds a girl's eyes open as he finishes in them. Then, with the girl's eyes reddening from the ejaculate, the man spanks her ass hard causing her to squeal like a pig.
I met a girl at the bar last night and took her home. She didn't take too kindly when I gave her the red-eyed pig...
by Heartscarfer April 1, 2015
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When a female responds to sexual invitation by pretending to begin perform a blow job, while in actuality moving a knee into position slam into the males genitals. After testicular incapacitation the woman maces the man's face. Optionally followed by "branding" in the form of minor genital mutilation to symbolize promiscuity.
Don't worry! No one else will want that manwhore. He's been Red Eyed & Branded.
by Qoylurani October 31, 2010
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