rectum ranger
rectum ranger by Brickman March 20, 2003
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rectal ranger
(n.) Sl.
1. One who persues anal sex for sexual pleasure or curiosity.
2. A homosexual male.
3. A proctologist.
This term may have come about after the likes of 2005's Brokeback Mountain--a film that depicts gay sex as a more pastoral undertaking.
"Rectal Ranger" can first be sited in 2005's Pretty Persuasion soon after Brokeback Mountains debut:
"These teachers, you know, hear it--these fucking dykes, lesbians, these feminists in the school system with their rectal-ranger buddies, you know; 'oh, it's the parents' fault, it's the upbringing.' Right. As if, what, kids couldn't inherently be fucking complete assholes on their own?"
1. One who persues anal sex for sexual pleasure or curiosity.
2. A homosexual male.
3. A proctologist.
This term may have come about after the likes of 2005's Brokeback Mountain--a film that depicts gay sex as a more pastoral undertaking.
"Rectal Ranger" can first be sited in 2005's Pretty Persuasion soon after Brokeback Mountains debut:
"These teachers, you know, hear it--these fucking dykes, lesbians, these feminists in the school system with their rectal-ranger buddies, you know; 'oh, it's the parents' fault, it's the upbringing.' Right. As if, what, kids couldn't inherently be fucking complete assholes on their own?"
Susie: "I bet you and your rectal ranger buddies always know how to pass the time when you're hunting for deer."
Bob: "...shut up...we don't have sex."
Bob: "...shut up...we don't have sex."
rectal ranger by scootie November 20, 2006
Texas Rectum Ranger
Another word for a United States border patrolman who is stationed along the US-Mexico border in southern Texas. The word references the common occurrence of wetbacks, or Mexicans, smuggling drugs into the United States by hiding them deep inside their rectum.
Last night I was driving down the highway less than a mile away from the US-Mexico border where I witnessed a Texas Rectum Ranger chasing down a presumed dirty drugged up wetback.
Texas Rectum Ranger by Mkolesar25 August 26, 2013
rectum ranger
rectum ranger by Homosexual Cowboy man November 29, 2002
rectal ranger
A person usually male who likes to have fun via other mens anal passage. inserting himself into the rear, therefore making him a rectal ranger. Sometimes used as an insult to a straight guy, another word for gay or queer.
rectal ranger by Eamer December 8, 2004
Homosexual Rectum Ranger
When a man rubs semen all over his face and then fingers his own anus while yelling into another man's rectum. Usually followed by anal sex, anal reaming, pearl necklaces, cincinnati bowties, cleveland steamers, dirty sanchezes, rusty trombones, reacharounds, ball fondling, and listening to Coldplay.
Big Jared went over to Oleg's house last night and ranged his rectum, very homosexually.
Did you see that gay look on Oleg's face? He must be a homosexual rectum ranger.
Did you see that gay look on Oleg's face? He must be a homosexual rectum ranger.
Homosexual Rectum Ranger by Hugh Jasz April 25, 2006