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rectabate 

To sodomize oneself with either fingers, vibrators, dildos, or random objects.
Rectum + Masturbate = Rectabate
When Chavo went to Cuba, his boyfriend Ignacio rectabated himself raw every lonely night.
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rectabate 

To rectify an unsatisfactory session of sexual intercourse by post-coital masturbation.
The guy was oblivious to her clit and made "sweet love" like a numb jackhammer. As a last ditch effort to salvage her evening, she rectabated after he passed out.
rectabate by Corinne Veronica September 22, 2005

rastabater

One who finds pleasure in getting abnormally high then beating their meat/ plungin' their dungeon (beating off or fingering themselves) sideaffects may incude: Seeing rainbows appear out of your genitals, imagining tom cruise is responsible for whats going on, having crazy orgasms, of fainting
Thomas was known as the schools biggest rastabater after he was found in the kitchen with a bong and his hand down his pants
rastabater by fuck_buddy05 November 19, 2009

rastabate 

To masterbate while or after smoking and being under the influence (see high) of marijuana.
Mikey Z smoked a bowl and rastabated.

Mikey Z passed out while rastabating in the bathroom.

We caught Mikey Z rastabating at the party.
rastabate by M. Zuso April 4, 2005

Recrebate 

Used to define a 'Pikey' or a 'Thug' - To mean The English word thug, meaning a violent criminal, comes from the Hindi word thag (and originally from the Sanskrit word sthaga), meaning a thief or villain."Back in the 1500's or so ,not really sure about the date, there was a god, in which ladies would come to. They would scarfice items to it, and also cut themselfs and the men would come and still there sacrifics and beat the women and they call themselfs thugs.The original Thugs were bands of roving criminals in India who strangled and robbed travellers. Originally these gangs committed murder following precise religious rites to honour Kali, the Hindu goddess of destruction.

A Recrebate is someone who lives in dirty conditions, causes trouble and is not liked by many people.
I don't want to talk to him, Recrebate.
Recrebate by Pesterstone June 16, 2010

Rectable Community 

Small bits; little dick & nuts; micro-man package
You, sir, are the landlord of a rectable community (translation: you small dick havin' mo fo.)
Rectable Community by sahmad July 9, 2006

Retarated 

A mental state in which one laughs uncontrollably like a retarded hyena.
She went retarated when a Bailey pulled on her arm and she farted in his face.
Retarated by ILookLikeAScott March 2, 2007
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