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1.
To sodomize oneself with either fingers, vibrators, dildos, or random objects.
Rectum + Masturbate = Rectabate
When Chavo went to Cuba, his boyfriend Ignacio rectabated himself raw every lonely night.
by Rick Rock and Ya Don't Stop June 20, 2007
 
2.
To rectify an unsatisfactory session of sexual intercourse by post-coital masturbation.
The guy was oblivious to her clit and made "sweet love" like a numb jackhammer. As a last ditch effort to salvage her evening, she rectabated after he passed out.
by Corinne Veronica September 06, 2005