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royal recruits 

royal recruits is a card in the mobile game Clash Royale, released by Supercell in 2016. By spawning 6 wooden bucket headed boys, it is utterly broken and takes 0 skill. Even a monkey at the zoo can hit 7k trophies with this card. 出泥zaphkiel is the king of off meta royal recruits deck. Though it takes 0 skill, its a cool ass card
Joe: who is the best off meta royal recruits player?
Bob: It is obviously zaphkiel
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St. John Ambulance Recruits 

Members who haven't pass the Basic First Aid examination.

basically just people who do nothing
"St. John Ambulance Recruits are just members who sit back and relax"

The recruits

The foot soldiers that work for The Rascals.
The recruits were sent by the rascals to gain information on us.

Regimental Recruits

A group of nubs who can't use basic grammar or listen to instructions. Also they always have discord but 'I just can't see them'
Omg I'm so glad I'm not an rmp rs they have to deal with mobile regimental recruits so yucky.

RecruitNever 

When your company has become so disgustingly toxic that no salary would suffice working there, where the company harbors people in the lead who have underdeveloped brains who resort to bullying and exploitation of skilled candidates for gaining knowledge and achieving forms of success, where the only people that stay are either henchmen or useful dummies. Where the company has to live constantly in the internal world of the bully who has severe personality disorders like destructive malignant narcissism, which could rival "the worst" people in history. Where diversity is non existent and where people live like prisoners in their own geographical and cultural bubble and where the Bully will only ever have one company on his own Resume. Where the code of conduct was written with intentional holes to allow "the worst". Where most of the management have delusions of grandeur and are constantly manipulated by the former into forming fallacious beliefs that benefit the bully. Where other Recruiters are informed that they are doing something at "high level" with the goal of luring and exploiting the next victims and bullying them out and making the company once again look like a sinking ship. But wait, it gets worse! After the Victims have been thrown out they will try to manipulate the interviews and spread whatever bullshit because of Competition and their own Fragile Egos. Then expect lots of internal defamation-gossip to deal with their own insecurities.
Don't ever let your Company become a "RecruitNever"

RecruitNever 

When your Company is purposefully trying to become the most hypocrite asshole in

society by trying to do something for other Companies it cannot do
itself which is finding and keeping Candidates. Where people in power
are morally corrupt, toxic, have many personality disorders, often jump

to conclusions that support their confirmation biases and likely to

bully anyone out that challenge their authority or fractured their
fragile egos. Where the kind of people that stay are often cowards as
they avoid any conflict because they don't want to loose their jobs or just nasty people
that align their morality with that with the few corporate psychopaths inside the company

that are often unrecruitable themselves.
Don't let your Company become a "RecruitNever"

recruit difficulty 

When someone is on easy mode. Life is easy, everything goes their way, and nothing is there to stop them.
Man, I'm tired of these females always livin life on that recruit difficulty.