recipe-rape 

To take a perfectly good recipe and somehow screw it up.

The wannabe chef was fired due to all the recipe-rape going on in the kitchen.

recipe-rape by jpg3 November 29, 2011

Original Recipe 

When you get killed or die in a game Dashie will lean into the mic and say “ORIGINAL RECIPE” And it is funny as shit

Dashie just died in Super Mario Maker 2. He got “Original Recipe”

Original Recipe by Wtf is wrong with Chloe August 14, 2019

reciepts 

The proof, the evidence, the smoking gun. This is how you prove your point, just as if you were at the grocery store

Don't even try to lie about texting that girl Tyrone, I have the reciepts!!

reciepts by Lilsoso July 7, 2017

Push button, Recieve Bacon 

A humorous meme that began with a photo of an electric hand drier with the pictures describing how to use the machine. (One presses the button to begin the airflow) The images looked like they described "Push button to receive bacon"

*Guy looks at hand drier* "Ooh! Look! Push button, Recieve Bacon !"

Push button, Recieve Bacon by Hachiro October 24, 2009

Congratulations.You have been selected to receive 2 free ipod nanos 

An annoying as fuck website ad that everyone has heard and serves absolutely no
purpose. DAM TO HELL THE ONE RESPONSIBLE FOR THE CREATION OF THIS AD.

Justin: "Hey John, I just found this cool website."

John: "Really Justin? What is it?"

Justin: "Its called Megavideo"

*Justin types web address into computer and hits enter*

Loud And Annoying As Fuck Voice: "CONGRADULATIONS. YOU HAVE BEEN SELECTED..."

Justin & John: "AHHHH MAKE IT STOP"

Loud And Annoying As Fuck Voice: TO RECEIVE 2 FREE IPOD NANOS"


The devil's words:Congratulations.You have been selected to receive 2 free ipod nanos

Congratulations.You have been selected to receive 2 free ipod nanos by Fat Old Dude March 26, 2009

Revive me bro, I got Ray Gun 

You gotta revive him he got ray gun

Nathaniel: Don’t Go Down Chris

Chris: KID IM DOWN ALREADY

Nathaniel: Bruhhhhhh
Chris: Revive me bro, I got Ray Gun

Revive me bro, I got Ray Gun by NateTooSmoove January 13, 2020

Trump Recovery Syndrome 

A phenomenon whereby individuals who were triggered by President Trump, go through a series of stages before finally calming down and feeling peace. This is entirely natural after 4+ years of his anxiety-provoking madness. The nervous system has to re-calibrate. Our habitual range of e-motion has to return to healthier parameters. Those stages may include deep sleep, hyper-vigilance, spontaneous joy, intermittent rage, feelings of boredom, generalized anxiety, a persistent need to check media, a hunger for intensity, pendulating between emotional armor and moments of surrender. It is very similar to one’s experience of reality after any abuser leaves their life. It takes real time to integrate the fact that they are gone, particularly in the case of a malignant-narcissist who has a perpetual need for attention. Anyone suffering from TRS will benefit from a patient approach to their recovery. Trump hit many buttons, and it will take time before your nervous system can regulate. - Jeff Brown

Hey Dude, don't be pushing on me that Q-ANON nonsense about the election being stolen. I am still traumatized and going through Trump Recovery Syndrome.

Trump Recovery Syndrome by LaughingAloud January 24, 2021