male receptionist

A man who is comfortable enough to work a job role stereotyped to be a woman's.

"It's great to have a male receptionist working with us, as it brings diversity and modernism"

by Riley Lissandra November 9, 2015

Lonely Receptionist Syndrome

Work-induced ailment caused by understimulation of the intellect and excessive internet access. Symptoms include frantic e-mails nobody cares about; knowledge of your 3rd grade best friend's Facebook status at all time; and carpal tunnel syndrome.

Cures include getting a better job.

Today I sent my ex-boyfriend six e-mails within twenty minutes asking why he didn't respond to my previous e-mail, from 10 minutes earlier. Had zero answers after 35 minutes, which is unacceptable. Then I posted 5 Facebook statuses about how I felt. My psychosis is obviously a symptom of Lonely Receptionist Syndrome.

by AssistantExtraordinaire February 1, 2011

fiona the receptionist

a sexy stripper who works for a drug lord

fiona the receptionist told me that munkh is actually poor
fiona the receptionist is always busy for her master

by fiona the receptionist October 30, 2020