reamed

to shred a asshole and laugh because it bleeds

i reamed u freekin n00b

by noober July 13, 2005

Reames

A worthless pile of shit. A man in his mid to late twenties that probably lives with you due to a lack of motivation or resources to survive on there own. They very seldomly have jobs or money. When they do the jobs are very short lived, and the money is always from there parents. They tend to befriend teenage girls but not for sexual purposes but because they find they have more in common with a teen girl living at home then a real man of there same age. Most reames use a certain type of abbreviated slang because they are to lazy to actually pernounce the whole word. They are hard to spot because of there fashinable clothing that can be attributed to their parents taking them shopping every few months. But are dectable by observing the many bed sores they have from extreme lethargy.

I have this fucking reames living in my house that I just can't get rid of.

by S.K. Rango January 25, 2009

Reams

To fuck, have sex with

Jon: Yo did you ever get with that girl?
Max: Yea man
Jon: You reams?
Max: Of Course

by Matty Pro April 26, 2007

Reaming

When a double reed player and there partner or lover do the naughty.

Eric were you and Janelle in the Reed Room Reaming this afternoon?!

by BsnManDan12 March 2, 2009

Reames

Someone who loves watching teeny-bopper horror movies. So much so that they will go without food or fresh air to watch them. Even though this word has a dual definition they often go hand in hand. Being a worthless reames and a bad horror movie loving reames are almost always related. Where they can be found : In their room at 3 in the afternoon still wearing their matching PJ's that their mom bought them watching the director's cut of Prom Night. Also a huge fan of the Jonas bros. A huge J bros fan.

The Uninvited looks like such a fuckin reames movie.

by S.K Rango January 25, 2009

reamed accordingly

Punished according to the severity of the infraction.

He hasn't shown up for work for two days, so today he was reamed accordingly.

by Stainless Steel Cat May 7, 2008

reamed out

(verb)
1. to get verbally assaulted as punishment or reprimand for one's foolishness or errors.

2. to have the outer rim of a bodily orifice, for example an anus, mangled or bludgeoned beyond repair, thus expanding and/or loosening said orifice and rendering it useless.

1. Debbie: "Why the long face?"
Mark: "I got reamed out by my boss today for storing feces in my desk."

2. Steve "What's with all the feces in your desk?"
Mark: "I got my asshole reamed out. I can no longer maintain my bowels."

by Decguy1 December 9, 2011