3 definitions by Decguy1

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(verb)
1. to get verbally assaulted as punishment or reprimand for one's foolishness or errors.

2. to have the outer rim of a bodily orifice, for example an anus, mangled or bludgeoned beyond repair, thus expanding and/or loosening said orifice and rendering it useless.
1. Debbie: "Why the long face?"
Mark: "I got reamed out by my boss today for storing feces in my desk."

2. Steve "What's with all the feces in your desk?"
Mark: "I got my asshole reamed out. I can no longer maintain my bowels."
by Decguy1 December 09, 2011

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(noun) Any gathering of two or more women who begin to talk loudly and nonsensically over one another about useless things, much the same as a group of chickens clucks wildly and noisily, without exchanging any actual knowledge or really accomplishing anything at all.
Mark: "Hey, you hearin' this noise in the next room? What the fuck are all those broads yelling about?"

Steve: "Engagement rings or some shit. Total fuckin' cluckfest in there."
by Decguy1 December 28, 2011

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A robot whose main purpose is performing blowjobs.
He turned on the blowbot, and it proceeded to suck his dick.
by decguy1 March 05, 2012

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