relaxing hero 

It's a condition after heavy diarrhea. When you feel so fucking horribly for a long time, when you can't raise your ass
above pan, cause after few second you may shit your pants.
And after this nightmare you feeling yourself so fucking good.

-Dude, what did you do last night?
-I could not sleep cause i had diarrhea! I sat all night on the pan!
-So, how do you feel right now?
-I feel pretty cool!
-You are relaxing hero!

relaxing hero by xsquooshx January 26, 2011

relaxing in the gentlemans way

Masturbating

"Roger decided to have a quiet night in in front of the television relaxing in the gentlemans way."

relaxing in the gentlemans way by Saoirse September 1, 2003

Relaxing 

watching memes the day before an exam.

Person 1: I'm relaxing
Person 2: Dude we have a chem test tomorrow.
Person 1: Oh ummm
Person 2: Yeah that's what I thought. Shut up before I make you study.

Relaxing by the racist kid who makes jokes April 6, 2019

Maxing and Relaxing 

Coined by Jeff Sepulveda of Santa Monica, and used in early '80's song lyrics, it refers to "Maxing out your Relaxation"!

Went over to ma boyz house to see if he wanted to hit the strip . . . But instead, he was "Maxing and Relaxing" at home . . .

Maxing and Relaxing by Po' Man! June 15, 2011

realming

Realming is the act of doing aimless things in your hometown area. The act of realming is comforting to those who do it as it puts them in contact with all things they know. Not to be confused with roaming, realming is moving purposefully about the area where one grew up and/or is most comfortable. Realm can be many parts of speech.

On Saturday, Nigel realmed to the Vanilla Bean.

There he realmed with Brian, whereupon he proceeded to 85 Main and realmed with James.

Nigel enjoys realming northeast Connecticut.

In terms of Nigel's realm, it extends from the mighty Quinebaug in the east, through the plains of Pomfret, into the hills of Eastford and terminates at the edge of the Tolland Plateau. From North to south, Nigel can realm from the canyons of Union to the confluence of the Qunebaug and Shetucket, headwaters of the turbulent Thames.

realming by Drealming August 11, 2009

Productively Relaxing

The state in which a person is calm and comfortable while being effective and efficient.

Heather is "productively relaxing" while laying down in her bed conducting research for her paper

Jon is "productively relaxing" while laying down on his couch checking his emails

Productively Relaxing by social entrepreneur April 20, 2013

Relaxing 

Relaxing :- A gentlemen enjoying a well deserved rest resulting in him being utterly and totally relieved.

Hey Jon what you up to this evening mate ?

I fully intend on relaxing inside my bird.

Relaxing by The Unloader November 6, 2010