real tears

An expression that denotes that something has caused the speaker to actually cry. Often used jokingly, sarcastically, and/or self-deprecatingly. Might be considered the opposite of "LOL".

I got a D on my paper. Real tears.

real tears by the KGMs March 12, 2009

real team 

A team that has a genuine chance of winning the title/premiership usually determined early to mid season and usually consist of the top 4 teams in the competition.

Real Madrid are a Real Team in the next tournament

real team by Dictionareuyyyyyyyyyyyy June 3, 2017

real jesus tears 

Real Jesus tears is when something very truamatic has occurred and you begin to cry. The tears are not the same at just crying though. When you cry real Jesus tears you can feel the pain and suffering in your chest and stomach.

I failed my final exam, when I got the paper back I cried real Jesus tears.

real jesus tears by Just frickin peachy February 6, 2017

Team Real Healthy 

someone who doesn't do real sick things, eats cheese, carrot flavored soft serve ice cream, celery. lettuce. someone who doesn't get rowdy and is soft

Mark was the 2007 number one recruit for team real healthy

Team Real Healthy by Real Sick April 8, 2007