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for real real not for play play 

pertaining to a subject that one insists is indeed fact and not fiction.
Becky is pregnant for real real not for play play.

Since the speaker has added this expression, the listener can not mistake that Becky is pregnant because only by lying about her pregnancy would the statement be considered play play. Since Becky really is pregnant, this is for real real and can not be a lie or joke.
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Eggs are not real 

Big Egg and the Matrix trying to convince you that eggs are real, usually pursued using traffic stops by the police force in the form of speeding tickets.
Andrew Tate: The Matrix is trying to convince me that eggs are real.
Luc: We all know that eggs are not real.
Eggs are not real by petterpanpytt October 31, 2022

this is not real life 

an angieism used when something is outrageous, unreasonable, or inconceivable.
mr. welsch passes out an frq so hard that it makes you want to kill yourself. "this is not real life" describes the overall difficulty of the question and the consensus of the class that we have no idea what we are doing.

Not real 

Grumpy single Karen lingo for "A stealer". Specifically used by Tiffiny Gomas who freaked out on an airplane because some guy supposedly stole her AirPods, she went on to make a loud announcement saying "That motherfucker is not real", however, before this was revealed, people believed it was fake people being placed on airplanes by the government, and one happened to scare Tiffiny, delaying the flight too. Of course this was false and she apologized. But still, "Not real" is lingo for "A stealer".
"That motherfucker is Not real"
Not real by REDBOSS2008 September 4, 2023

Not real 

May be used as a compliment to express how beautiful a person is, unbelievable.
@user1: Taehyung is so beautiful, he's not real I'm crying :(
@retroBTSus: He is real don't lie to people they think this is not real and photoshoop you don't love V >:◇
Not real by dontatmethanks September 30, 2018

Not-real-sexual 

A sexuality that like three people founded on Tumblr ten years ago and was posted on Urban Dictionary or a Wiki for a person to screen shot it and make it out to be a bigger issue than it really is, then a bunch of self righteous performative activists will try and jump to the defense of a basically non-existent group.
Nobody, or ten people actually identify under this label and most of the time it’s ironic. People will forget about this identity within a month.
Wow this Not-real-sexual is such a dumb identity lmao
Dude you know that’s not an actual identity right?”
Not-real-sexual by Avon128 December 28, 2020

Hi I am not real 

When somebody says that they are not real
Kid:Hi imaginary my friend
The friend: hi i am not real