|1.||flaunting the towel|
To flaunt the towel means to insist that you didn't do something when it was apparent and evident that you did.
"I swear I didn't hide your backpack!" said Morris, while attempting to shield the bag behind him from view.
"Oh, you're just flaunting the towel now, aren't'ya?" Martin replied.
An old towel, sock, rag, or t-shirt that is used as a means of wiping one's ass when no toilet paper is available, often left in a pile in a bathroom closet for repeat use.
Dude, we're out of buttwipe. You'll have to use this shit-towel.
the towel stolen out of your roomates laundry to wipe off after sex. usually dark in color to avoid detection.
girl: ew you nutted on my belly
guy: shoulda been your face
girl: you're gross. get me the sex towel
<guy grabs towel from roomates dirty laundry and throws it to her>
<girl cleans herself>
The towel placed between the pussy and the body of a male patron at a full nude strip club.
Due to excreation and "pussy stains" on Canadian strip club patrons the Pussy Towel was invented.
The Black lighting would show the white haze of a pussy; pussy haze; that was just grinded on a gentlemans crotch, shirt, face or legs causing some discust by wives and girlfriends. Stripper Destiny decided to use a napkin on the lap of one said gentleman and the pussy towel was invented!
Some suggest its for the protection of the Strippers, but this is not the case...they don't care. They're dirties! It's initial purpose is to prevent Pussy Stains.
"Ah shit man! I have a pussy stain on my lucky black dockers! My wife is going to be pissed!"
"Thats shitty man!- That bitch didn't use a pussy towel!?"
"Do you really have to use that pussy towel when your grinding my face Porsche? I don't care if I get pussy all over it!"
The different ways to utilize a towel for your own benefit. Ways such as whacking someone with a towel when you're pissed at them, choking an unsuspecting victim with a towel for any given reason, or using it to wipe up some "you know what" after you had some fun.
Guy #1 Hey, I wonder what you I do with this towel.
Guy #2 Well I'm sure there are many tactics you can use with that towel.
Guy #1 Yes! I can use Towel Tactics!!
George used many Towel Tactics this Sunday when his annoying cousin came over.
on ships,a towel hung in the head for all to use to wipe their ass when all the toilet paper is gone
"Hey Skipper-get Gilligan to change the turkish towel-it's down to the last square inch and we're havin chili tonite"
1)Towel is a slang term, which quickly became popular across the streets of Long Island, NY. The word towel is not generally used lightly, but is generally used to put someone down you have very little respect for.
2) To be a lowlife motherfucker
Popular Uses: You're a towel, No, you're a towel, What a towel
1)Jimmy was being a douche, so I slapped him in the face and called him a "towel."
2)When I found out that Jenny, that hoebag, was sleeping around on me I beat her ass down and called her a "towel."
3)My dog bit me while I was walking him by the playground. Instead of calling him a fuck in front of the small children, I called him a "towel."