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razor burn 

burning sensation caused from shaving any part of the body. if you haven't experienced it, simply shave off some hair, preferably a large amount of an area with thick hair growth, and with no shaving cream of any kind.
Man, I just shaved and I have mad razor burn.

This razor burn kills; I need to dunk my face in some cool water.
razor burn by SBG November 8, 2008
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Razorboner 

A symptom of becoming sexually aroused by University of Arkansas athletic events.
My Razorboner was still stiff after pounding LSU.
Razorboner by MAHog December 11, 2010
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The feeling a consumer felt when they initially spent $500 on a Motorola RAZR only for the price to drop substantially in the coming months.
"Dude, I just spent $500 on a RAZR last month and now it costs $99."

"That's some serious razrbrn. At least the user interface and keypad don't suck. Oh wait..."
razrbrn by Alex Bousquet April 23, 2008

razorboner 

A vehemoth sports hard-on caused by the outrageous performance of the Arkansas Razorbacks, particularly under the leadership of BMFP (Bobby Motha' Effin' Petrino). Usually begins as a razorchub and through sports talk, articles, and whatnot becomes a full-flying razorboner.
Norb: Man, I had trouble concentrating today. All I could think about is my huge razorboner.
Drew: Totally. All day I look at sports articles about the hogs and stroke my razorboner. It was at full mast today. Ready to sail the swine seas.
Norb: Tell me about it. I got up from my desk today and rearranged all my paperwork with my raging razorboner on accident. Thank goodness I'd finished my coffee.
razorboner by TeeDeesNuts December 11, 2010

razorberries

the kind of berries that are too sharp and dangerous for your own well-being.
Her razorberries own me.
razorberries by razorberries November 2, 2003
The feeling a consumer felt when they initially spent $500 on a Motorola RAZR only for the price to drop substantially in the coming months.
"Dude, I just spent $500 on a RAZR last month and now it costs $99."

"That's some serious razrbrn. At least the user interface doesn't suck. Oh wait..."
razrbrn by Alex Bousquet April 21, 2008
The feeling a consumer felt when they initially spent $500 on a Motorola RAZR only for the price to drop substantially in the coming months.
"Dude, I just spent $500 on a RAZR last month and now it costs $99."

"That's some serious razrbrn. At least the user interface and keypad don't suck. Oh wait..."
razrbrn by Alex Bousquet April 22, 2008