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rusty cowboy 

Rusty Cowboy (or Rusty Cowgirl): The act of pulling a blood saturated tampon from your girl's vagina, holding it by the string, spinning it above your head while yelling "Yee Haw", and then slinging it at the wall.
1. Ted: The Bible says man shall not know woman when she is bleeding.

Stanley: I guess the dude who wrote it never heard of the Rusty Cowboy.

2. My girlfriend was so drunk and horny last night that she didn't eve get mad when I played Rusty Cowboy.
rusty cowboy by Vaquero#1 March 19, 2014

rusty ride 

The act of being ridden anally.
She was riding me cowgirl style and then put it in the stink and gave me a rusty ride.
rusty ride by sbp1029 October 17, 2013

rusty tugboat 

A vigorous handjob, immediately following anal sex, to mitigate sucking on poop dick.
Alan was elated when his mom agreed to ass-to-mouth! But was heartbroken when she gave him a rusty tugboat first. :(
rusty tugboat by Dubya82 September 20, 2013

Rusty Nickel

If you don’t wipe you’ll have a rusty nickel
Rusty Nickel by BigBen2026 September 7, 2023

rusty strudel 

A person with ginger colored pubes.
Girl: I liked him before I found out he was rusty strudel.
rusty strudel by bigpeep113 December 17, 2016

rusty pipeline 

When two dicks rap around each other like slugs during sex. Masturbation in this position can cause sensation for both dudes (or girls with dicks).
Alex: RUSTY PIPELINE!

Noah: OKAY, MY DICK ON TOP THOUGH!
rusty pipeline by WeinerBoobs69 February 12, 2014