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A untrustworthy individual who can't complete a task without the help of someone else then takes full credit. This person will always upgrade their own job title to something that makes them sound more important and smarter than they really are. A typical Ratfink Flopdick will talk about how good and important they are while it's painfully obvious they are a worthless piece of dog shit.
That dude is such a Ratfink Flopdick! That chump told us he banged two chicks yesterday then today I overheard him telling someone that he nailed three.

Just look at that Ratfink Flopdick, he lays down chalk line in a parking lot and calls himself a "process improvement engineer." WTF
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The reverse of a catfish. When people, in particular men, post ugly pictures online, that make them look ugly by accident.
Alfred Enoch's new haircut is so hot in real life, but the photo's make it look musty. He's such a ratfish!

Ratfinks, Suicide Tanks, and Cannibal Girls 

Killer song by White Zombie done for the soundtrack to the Beavis and Butthead movie. The song is known for it's African/Industrial combo drum beat. Sadly this is the last song they made and released before they split in 1998.
I got grounded for breaking everything in the room rocking out to Ratfinks, Suicide Tanks, and Cannibal Girls by White Zombie
A bastard modifier. A person exhibiting especially abhorrent levels of bastardry is known as a "ratfink bastard." Alternately, for a milder offense, the term "ratfink" can be used independently of bastard.
Do you know where Jared is? Next time you see him, tell that ratfink bastard I'm going to tear out his scrotum for knocking up my sister.

Timmy's the kind of lazy ratfink that leaves half a sheet of toilet paper on the roll just so he doesn't have to replace it with a new one.
ratfink by marahnna January 15, 2008

Ratfishing 

Pretending to be racist, misogynistic, or taking on any other shitty point of view in the hopes of outing someone that actually thinks that way.
You: "Oh that dumb spick over there is making a real show"
Racist: "Oh yeah fuck beaners"
You: "Oh now hold the fuck up, what the fuck you say?"
Racist: "I was just agreeing with you"
You: "Well I wasn't agreeing with me, I was just ratfishing."
Ratfishing by Asphole March 28, 2019
an ugly little bitch rat who burrows herself in her holes and trys to control her boyfriend even though he can fuck hotter bitches
demi is such a ratfink, i hate that dumb rat why doesnt she go make another rat nest and try to enjoy some sex
ratfink by swjenjnlanlsjnalsnals December 28, 2007

Rativity 

Activity where you're being a dirty little rat looking for some cheese like gossiping and getting trashed. Rativities are for the hot girlies only. Rativities are always chaotic and about 50/50 chance of being regrettable.
Person 1: We we had some crazy rativities last night!
Person 2: Yea, I don't even remember everything, but my worst rativity was waking up in bed with my ex.