a person who is very ugly and doesn't know how to dress themselves and they are very flexible.
that girl is a total ratchet strap!
by ebolastimac December 20, 2014
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one who needs to tighten her game up: a ratchet girl who is hot mess: morgan marie selvey
Pull your shirt down morgan you look like a ratchet strap!!!!
by loveyagirl January 21, 2014
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One who constantly has ratchets hanging off of him. A ratchet strap can have several motives. A ratchet strap brings ratchets places to appear cool. A ratchet strap could be too nice to say no to ratchet advances. A ratchet strap could be a ratchet themselves. In rare cases, a woman can be a ratchet strap such as; when a girl tags ratchets along to appear better looking herself; or when she just rides for a crew of ratchets.
Male
"Yo, you see Paul rollin up to the party with Rachael?"
"Yeah man she's disgusting. He's such a ratchet strap"
"I know, why does he even take her in public?"

Female:
"Oh my god, she is such a ratchet strap!"
"Why?"
"She chills with fuckin RACHAEL!"
"So?"
"She clearly only keeps Rachael around to make herself feel better about herself"
"That's true, Rachael is pretty fuckin ratchet."
by RatchetPlankRachaelSkank September 17, 2013
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1. The ghetto way to hold items on the top of a car as you transport them.

2. The reverse reach-around to fondle the female genitalia whilst getting head.
Reference to definition 1.-We didn't have any rope or twine, so we all sat in the back of the SUV and used the mexican ratchet strap to hold the mattress secure to the top of the moving vehicle.

Reference to definition 2.-I gave her the mexican ratchet strap and ran my hand down her back, around the dirt star, to fondle the poon while she was sucking on ol' dad.
by Poonberry Associates August 22, 2009
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Tom Holland: That rotten banana is Ratchet straps bro.
Me asf: Nah bro all bananas are Ratchet straps.
by BIG BLZK June 14, 2022
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The inability to use or comprehend the mechanism that is the ratchet strap
Yo, B the bike flew off the truck when we were taking it to the track last week because you are ratchet strap retarded.
by Derbygirl669 August 6, 2021
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The inability to use or comprehend the mechanism that is the ratchet strap
Yo, B the bike flew off the truck when we were taking it to the track last week because you are ratchet strap retarded.
by Derbygirl669 August 6, 2021
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