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Ragesturbation

"Damian is so hot but he doesn't want me... I guess I'll ragesturbate again"

"GOD FUCKING DAMMIT, DAVE, THERE GOES THE LAST SHIT THAT I EVER GAVE, ISN'T IT IRONIC, USED TO BE PLATONIC, THEN I REALIZED, I'M HORNS OVER HEELS, FOR... GOD FUCKING DAMMIT DAVE"

"My ragesturbation was great last night, I kept thinking about how Sidney left me for that douche bag"

rapesturbation 

rape of oneself
rape + masturbation
I totally got drunk last night and had a sad session of rapesturbation...I was crying the whole time
rapesturbation by Crunchyness March 14, 2008

resturbate 

Let's head back to the house, resturbate, then predrink for the party later.
resturbate by Schrodinger Penguin December 26, 2010

Ragesterbate

To become so enraged and then masturbate. That act is nearly unlawful to the individuals testicles.
Zutis became so angry over the lack of loot, he raged off of skype and ragesterbated, while screaming his own name.
Ragesterbate by Nasres December 3, 2011

Rapeturbation 

Rapeturbation is the process of raping a clone of yourself. It's not fully rape, because it is technically you. But it's also not fully masturbation, because it's a separate body. Can also be called masturape.
Dr. Evil decided to engage in some rapeturbation by sodomizing Mini-Me because he was horny and bored.
Rapeturbation by Enarc January 29, 2012

rapsturbating 

I like 2chains a lot so I rasturbate to it, rapsturbating is So fun