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Replication 

The action of proving ones' innocence by copying or reproducing the flatulent sound that came from an object to elude public embarrassment.
<A person sits on a couch & it makes a fart noise. Witnesses within the vicinity look upon in disgust>
"It was the couch! See?"
<Person gets up & sits back down in attempt replicate the sound to prove their innocence>
"Replication."
Replication by tfsimpkins August 23, 2011

rapelationship

Noun. A business relationship characterized by one party boning the other--figuratively and financially that is--at every single opportunity. No actual sexual relationship is present.
Man, I'm in this awful rapelationship with Nick. He's completely screwing me over; what a dick!
rapelationship by Slagathor September 23, 2005

rapelationship

When one person starts, or refuses to end, a relationship with another person by just being stubborn.
1. "I thought we were just going to hook up once but the next day he told me that we needed to have dinner with his parents since we were a couple now. I guess I'm in for another rapelationship."

2. "I tried to break up with my girlfriend but she just said 'no'. Four hours of arguing later, somehow I end up apologizing and we're still going out! I'm stuck in a rapelationship!"
rapelationship by mylz February 22, 2008

rapecation 

(1) A temporary period during which a serial rapist makes actively persists from committing rape. A crude amalgamation of rape and vacation.

(2) Time taken away from work for the specific purpose of committing rape(s).

(3) Any vacation during which a person on such vacation rapes someone or is raped. Usually used retrospectively.
(1) Man, I'm all over the news; probably a good time to take a rapecation.

(2) I got all of next week off, I'm going on a rapecation.

(3) Remember Spring Break 2002? What a rapecation that turned out to be.

Rapevitation

An invitation to get raped. Generally, in the form of one that is willing to be raped, but not always the case.
"The girl passed out naked on her hands and knees, that's a rapevitation if I ever saw one!"

"I'm going to pass out with my rack out" (the statement is a rapeitation)

"Somebody please just fucking rape me until I pass out."

Rapelationship

When someone forces another to be in a friendship or partnership. Similar to the rape, the one being forced DOES NOT enjoy it at all.
Michael: Hey, we're gonna be friends now,k? Mk. We're gonna do everything together now. I'm so happy BFF!

Victim: :(

Brandon: Looks like Michael is in ANOTHER rapelationship.
Elian: I know. I feel bad for THAT guy.
Rapelationship by Ean650 May 21, 2013