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Professional Boxer Mike Tyson Remember when Rape Ape bit off that Holifield guy's ear? That fucking ruled!
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The one who's going around raping all these statues. What kind of sick bastard would rape a cast bronze statue?
A mans junk could have never made this kind of damage. Well what then? A gorilla sir, a gorilla's junk would big enough. A raping gorilla? Good lord it must have been rape ape!!! |
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| 3. | Rape Ape | ||
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The Rape Ape is an oversized purplish-colored gorilla sporting several penii, constantly on the hunt for opportunities to commit acts of rape. He enjoys attending parties and molesting the attendees as often as possible. DISCLAIMER: The Rape Ape only molests females of legal age. Girl #12: "Uh oh, here he comes again..."
Rape Ape: "Rape Ape! Rape Ape!" Girl #12: "AAAGH! He's on me!" Girl #13: "He's got at least five dicks! Look out!" Rape Ape: "Rape Ape! Rape Ape!" Girl #11: "Ooooh!" The Rape Ape molests the girls and everyone wakes up with a smile. |
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