by Aphrodiatea December 25, 2003
She ranted about the old lady parking wrong.
The rant showed her opinions of the choir.
She had written an rant blog.
The rant showed her opinions of the choir.
She had written an rant blog.
by Knowledgeislife August 3, 2012
V. (as in "you've been ranted")
Ranting:
-the act of responding to a comment using the current topic and then segueing into other subject matter with the intent of being humorous and/or annoying. Most effective when done to the 4th or 5th "power"
Ranting:
-the act of responding to a comment using the current topic and then segueing into other subject matter with the intent of being humorous and/or annoying. Most effective when done to the 4th or 5th "power"
FACEBOOK Conversation
Guy #1: It's a sarcastic take on Godzilla and Japanese art
Guy #2: Did the Japanese find this offensive?
Guy #3: (who randomly chanced upon said conversation)
Do Japanese people find sarcasm offensive? what kind of question is that? That's like asking if burning the carcasses of dead cats can be perceived as cruel! Sure, normal people could care less, but is it really necessary? And also, does the burning of said cats negate their chances of going to heaven? Have we condemned the lives of millions of millions of felines into the black oblivion that is hell? But another thing to consider is, do they even DESERVE to go to heaven? Most cats I know are anti-social and will bite you if you rub their fur the wrong way. Why can't they be more like dogs and just be content with the ability to lick their own balls? People spend YEARS trying to learn this ability, what do you think yoga is meant for? Flexibility is one of the most understated abilities of the human body and is often neglected. What many don't understand is that by working to become more flexible they not only decrease the chance of injury but increase the ability to gain lean muscle. You've been ranted.
Guy #1: It's a sarcastic take on Godzilla and Japanese art
Guy #2: Did the Japanese find this offensive?
Guy #3: (who randomly chanced upon said conversation)
Do Japanese people find sarcasm offensive? what kind of question is that? That's like asking if burning the carcasses of dead cats can be perceived as cruel! Sure, normal people could care less, but is it really necessary? And also, does the burning of said cats negate their chances of going to heaven? Have we condemned the lives of millions of millions of felines into the black oblivion that is hell? But another thing to consider is, do they even DESERVE to go to heaven? Most cats I know are anti-social and will bite you if you rub their fur the wrong way. Why can't they be more like dogs and just be content with the ability to lick their own balls? People spend YEARS trying to learn this ability, what do you think yoga is meant for? Flexibility is one of the most understated abilities of the human body and is often neglected. What many don't understand is that by working to become more flexible they not only decrease the chance of injury but increase the ability to gain lean muscle. You've been ranted.
by Rico Sauve 7243 June 23, 2010
The Rant is a person you used to have a relationship with, basically and ex boy/girlfriend but you talk shit about them all the time to your friends and think they are a dyke or lesbian
FUCKING DYKE HEADASS BITCH
FUCKING DYKE HEADASS BITCH
Guy 1: Dude bitch was wack
Guy 2: uhuh
Guy 1: Bitch was two face bitch and shit man
Guy 2: The Rant begins
Guy 2: uhuh
Guy 1: Bitch was two face bitch and shit man
Guy 2: The Rant begins
by DAT_Gr8_NIGGAPRYDE January 17, 2019
verb: the act of yelling or expressing something passionately to the extent of trying to get a point across or blowing off some steam from the previous events.
1-" Kate do you have a minute? I really need to rant about my math teacher!"
2- " Dude! This guy was ranting on the corner trying to spread awareness of the LGBT community!"
2- " Dude! This guy was ranting on the corner trying to spread awareness of the LGBT community!"
by kittykatecx April 4, 2017
by IamMeWasTaken November 14, 2018
The ugly and distorted sound of two notes, an octave apart, coming out of a brass instrument (such at a trombone or french horn), by accident, at one time.
The Solti Bruckner 4th Symphony recording with the Chicago Symphony contains a clearly audible rant on the unison low C-flat in the trombones
by brass vulture February 7, 2010