Randy Handy

Randy handy is the term implying a handjob; an excited hand takes control of the male genetalia and really establishes who's boss.

Ralph: Dude I got a randy handy the other day, it was so excellent!
Renaldo: I am so pumped I can't wait until I get my randy handy.

Randy Handy by The one who is anonomous October 22, 2009

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Handy Randy

The art of using a drunken, unconscious friends hand to jack yourself off until completion.

Last night Matt was so drunk and unconcious that I used his hand to give me a Handy Randy; I came on his face for added effect.

Handy Randy by BertMcMatterton November 26, 2010

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Randy Handy • Handy Randy • RANDY HAND • Randy • randy orton • Randy Moss • Randy Johnson • Randy Rhoads • randy jackson • Randy Newman

RANDY HAND

WHEN YOU STICK YOUR HAND DOWN YOUR SWEATY ASS CRACK THEN SHAKE SOMEBODY'S HAND

MY BOSS WAS BEING A JERK SO I GAVE HIM A RANDY HAND BEFORE HE AT LUNCH

RANDY HAND by TWO PAT SHAKUR October 16, 2008

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Randydandy

Usually a drunkards way of saying somethings cool!

Wow, ain't that randydandy?

Randydandy by zhaditya March 1, 2023

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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