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Random Boner Syndrome 

<Also known as R.B.S.>

An affliction that oppresses young teenagers. Often considered a disease, Random Boner Syndrom is most active in those teenagers who are socially awkward, causing even more distress, embarrassment, and nervousness. Happening in random intervals, R.B.S. causes blood to flow at an accelerated pace into a young male's genitalia. This happening is known to created stiffness in one's genitalia; stiffness almost perceived as that of a bone. Even when not aroused, this will occur as a result of R.B.S.
There is one time when R.B.S. is much more likely to result. This occasion is when talking, conversing, or being in the vicinity to attractive girls or women.
"I was so mortified when I was talking to Clementine and my Random Boner Syndrome acted up again."

"As we danced in the sunset, she noticed my donk slowly rise to her hip. I said, 'I have R.B.S. I swear to God!' She doesn't talk to me anymore."

"Some say R.B.S. is a curse... I see it as a gift..." said the creepy mall-rat as he ate Dippin' Dots in the shadows.

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Random Boner Syndrome (RBS) 

Sometimes referred to as RBS, Random Boner Syndrome is a severe medical condition plaguing men around the world. As implied, a young male will, unexpectedly get and erection boner often at an inappropriate time. It is completely random, with no visual or mental stimulation required to cause it. Most males will not experience this very often after puberty.
Guy1: Dude, do you got a hotdog in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?

Guy2: OH NO, Random Boner Syndrome (RBS) strikes again!

random boner 

1) when all of the sudden you are hard...

2) when you hear good news and you get a boner!

3) when a black man touches you

4) when a jew finds a penny

5) pretty much any time you listen to Creed, Nickelback, or Naked Truth

6) when you remember something from a long time ago (see nostalgia boner)
#1
Fuckhead: DUDE DID YOU HEAR THE NEW NICKELBACK CD?!?!?!!?!?

Even More Fuckhead: YEAH! I GOT A RANDOM BONER!!!!

#2
Naked Truth Fan: I THINK! I GET! YOUR POINT!

Other guy: WOAH RANDOM BONER!

#3
Black Guy: *touches some guys dick*
Some guy: RANDOM BONER!
random boner by @xtylerryanx January 8, 2012

random occuring boner 

A boner that happens randomly and unexpectedly. Usually it is not a good thing. They generally tend to happen at the worst possible time or a time when it is not acceptable or called for. Sometimes it happens when a man is not even turned on or horney.
Man, it was weird. I was just sitting in math class and boom, random occuring boner. It made no sense, there wasn't even a hot girl in the room
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026