Randolph-Macon Woman's College 

Hollins to bed. Sweet Briar to wed. RMWC girls go Pre-med. If Hollins and Sweet Briar had a threesome with Einstein at Hampden-Sydney, they would have a baby called Randolph-Macon Woman's College. This baby would wear Lilly Pulitzer, pearls, rainbows, carry Vera Bradley to every class, and have the most recent knowledge of feminist culture as well as art, science, and literature. She also would be caught lurking in the woods at night wearing black robes and bandanas creating all sorts of mischief (some call witchcraft), but really, she lost her sororities in the 70s because civil rights were more important. Also, she would be split between three personalities: the confused hippy bisexual, the trophy wife heterosexual, and the banner waving lesbian.

HSC boy: Why are RMWC girls the best?
HSC boy 2: Because they know what "nantucket red" is, and they think it's retarded that we would care about such a material thing?
HSC boy: Yes.(Hand me another beer.)Plus, not only are they smarter in the classroom than any other girls, they're smarter in bed.

Randolph-Macon Woman's College by 2cool4u October 12, 2004

Randolph-Macon Woman's College 

a small, private, 4-year liberal arts all female college. In addition to a beautiful campus and incredible professors, the students are top notch, going on to higher degrees, winning famous fellowships, and getting awesome careers. They can compete with any ivy league graduate in a battle of wits and are known for their independent nature. For fun, they frequent nearby colleges, including Hampden-Sydney College, an all male college. They are the envy of nearby all female colleges, such as Sweet Briar College and Hollins. Viewed as mostly snotty sorority-esque girls, neither college can compete with R-MWC's brilliance.

SBC girl: We're so much prettier and richer than Randolph-Macon girls! *flips hair and adjusts pearls*
R-MWC girl: Looks and money only matter if you don't have a brain. At least I'm going to an intellectually challenging college and not just a finishing school.
HSC boy: Wow, a girl that can think for herself! Marry me now, R-MWC girl!
R-MWC girl: You'll just have to wait until after I finish my Peace Corps service and doctoral dissertation.

Randolph-Macon Woman's College by friend of a friend November 29, 2004

Randolph-Macon College 

Randolph-Macon College “The country club of higher education” is located in the small hamlet of Ashland, VA. This selective undergraduate institution is known for its personal one on one interaction with professors and the slogan “Your way right away”. This however is only the surface. Randy-Mac is all of the above but more. We rock the prep style. Ladies in Lilly and pearls, and men in POLO. We wear boat shoes and duckies like they are going out of style. Pastels rule and we aren’t afraid to pop our collar. Our Greek system rivals most large state universities, we just pay more. Some might call it paying for friends, but we think we are just better then you. Greek life is the social scene on campus. When 50% of your campus is affiliated, if you are not one, you better be friends with one. Sunday brunch is the most attended meal, that’s only if you can get up before 2pm. Everyone here was Mr. and Mrs. popular in high school, so of course, the rumor mill is as strong as ever. Thus, the reason for Sunday brunch. If you want your shit kept a secret, go to your public state university. Most students hail from the suburbs of Mid-Atlantic cities, and the occasional international student, who is most likely trafficking the drug scene on campus. People might say that our campus is full over overdressed, snobby, WASPS, and that but drink and party. We feel as though, we worked hard in high school, and it’s a four year party. Because it’s not like we actually have to get jobs after graduation. We can just call one of daddies’ golf buddies for a cushy mid-level corporate job. So why not live it up. If you think that’s bad, well then we don’t feel sorry for you. When some one says “28 days later” you don’t think of the movie. Most students associate this with the final day of J-Term/Play-Term by referring to the full month of alcoholism. To prove it, just look ask the librarian. She will tell you that the library closes 3 hours early in this term because of the lack of attendance. Spring semester is the time of year to let loose, party up, and generally have a good time. Its exactly like fall semester, but now outside on the lawns, fields, and the river banks. Sports are widely attended when held outside, because we can be completely intoxicated and get a tan at the same time. If you like this and this is what you want to become, then please, by all means, apply! But if you’re ugly, you might want to ask for plastic surgery for graduation.

Any student in attendance.

Randolph-Macon College by Student April 19, 2005

Randolph-Macon Academy

A private, co-ed military boarding school in Front Royal, VA, for students in grades 6-12. R-MA is a college-prep school, and most students go on to college after graduation. A few go into the military.

The middle school is for kids in grades 6-12 and is structured but there is no military program. Students in grades 9-12 have to participate in Air Force JROTC, which at first worries some kids who never thought of being in the military, but it's not really that big of a deal. It's just a lot of marching and keeping uniforms straight, and teaching about citizenship and leadership. They do some college application work in the JROTC classes too.

The school is about 30% female and 70% male. About 80% of the students board. It's also affiliated with the United Methodist Church, and it has a flight program.

Mom 1: You're sending him WHERE?
Mom 2: Randolph-Macon Academy. It's a military school in Virginia.
Mom 1: What did he do?
Mom 2: LOL! Nothing, he just needs to bring his grades up and we think this will help. We want him to get into a good college.
Mom 1: And he agreed?
Mom 2: Yeah. They have a flight program, and he wants to learn to fly!

Randolph-Macon Academy by YellowJacketMom June 14, 2011