eastern randolph high school

the biggest redneck school in randolph county. also home to the biggest number of kids attending who have an std or are pregnant. our school is addicted to football as well.

After moving to Eastern Randolph High School, Jane became pregnant, contracted siphilus, and bought a Ford pick-up truck.

eastern randolph high school by Barbalinaa March 1, 2008

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Eastern Randolph High School

high school in hick town; hillbilly hell; where you can buy your weed and contract genital herpes at the same time while on the bleachers; you don't have a big truck or small penis? we don't want you here. all of us are fake, white trash, and need to find a bible. nicotine and football are our best features

Oh you go to eastern randolph high school? my 7 year old had an affair with one of the teachers there

Eastern Randolph High School by josleigh November 14, 2019

Randolph Henry High School

Nigh unheard of school in Nowhere, Virginia populated by a large number of rednecks, chavs, emos, and all-around idiots. Statistics show that 99% of RHHS grads will become alcoholics due to their socially deprived childhood and poor formal education.

You: Hey I graduated from Randolph Henry High School!
Me: Sounds like you need a drink.

Randolph Henry High School by Cain23 December 14, 2008

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Randolph County Highschool

the most shittiest school on earth ! terrible staff , (including principal) , treats students with favoritism ,all funds go to teacher stuff (funds from fundraisers and student events), over charges for everything because they are money hungry , teachers=perverts , the counselor sucks at listening and wants to keep you in trouble ! , if you do one thing wrong your considered a bad kid forever ! , the football coach treats the football players like shit ! 95% of the staff act like they hate there jobs (hate being there). Never go to this school you’ll be miserable !

person 1 : “I’m gonna kms because I go to Randolph County Highschool
Person 2 : “ion even blame you fam”

Randolph County Highschool by straightfactsnocap October 15, 2021

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

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