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Ramadan Bombathon

The time of the year when muslim extremists get high on Islam even more than usual and wreck havoc across the globe "In the name of Allah." It should be importantly noted that during Ramadan, muslims do not eat or drink therefore they are EXTRA cranky and this might be a cause of this series of events.
What day is it? Its May 26th?! Oh no... Ramadan Bombathon starts tonight!!!

Ramendan 

n - holiday; during a specific period, Pastafarians must eat nothing but Ramen noodles, in order to feel the pain of poor college students who are unable to purchase anything but this particular food. It is also best to be dressed in full pirate attire for this holy time.
Pastafarian1: dude are you fasting for Ramendan?
Pastafarian2: nah man
Pastafarian1: the FSM shall smite you and throw you into the Hot Sauce!
Ramendan by Eric von Douchebag October 30, 2008
A girl who doesn’t realize how beautifully radiant she is: a rare gem. She’s strong willed yet compassionate. Energetic and sensible. Sweet and decisive. Her eyes sparkle whenever she talks about her passions or hears her favorite song. She strives to make others feel good about themselves, never wanting to disappoint the ones she loves. She’s incredibly intelligent without ever making you feel stupid. You feel accepted in her presence. You realize you’re living when you spend time with her. Ramanda is the most down to earth individual you’ll ever meet.
“Ramanda has such a big heart!”

“Ramanda makes me feel...feelings.”
Ramanda by perfectblueeyes April 7, 2021

Ramadanning 

To take part in the fast of Ramadan in the Muslim faith.
Amir: Do you want to go for lunch?
Fatima: No thanks, I am ramadanning.

Kevin: How long do you have to fast for Ramadan?
Tahir: Don't ask me. I stopped ramadanning as a kid. Let's go get a hamburger. I know a great place that serves halal meat.
Ramadanning by Rex Roddy August 25, 2010
Holy month in the Islamic faith. People fast from approximately sunrise to sunset -- this practice creates tolerance and a respect for those who do not have enough to eat.
Ramadan is a very important month in the Islamic faith.

The definition of Ramadan above is exteremely ignorant.
ramadan by the truth April 2, 2005

Ramendan 

Ramendan comes around the same time as Ramadan, and indeed the two holiday periods have their similarities. One of the major differences between the two, however , is that Pastafarians do not fast or pray, as doing so would conflict with their flimsy moral standards. Instead, Pastafarians spend a few days of the month eating only Ramen noodles and remembering back to their days as starving college students.

This simple act teaches Pastafarians to be happy about what they’ve accomplished, and if they haven’t accomplished anything yet, to at least be happy they they are Pastafarians. At the end of Ramendan, Pastafarians are encouraged to give their extra Ramen to those who are more needy." - Bobby Henderson (pasta be upon him )
I have been touched by his noodly appendage... I need to get to the market and pick up the 10-for-a-dollar ramen noodles so I can properly celebrate Ramendan.
Ramendan by leendadll August 18, 2013