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Solid Rainmaker 

The act of defecating in a shower head of one whom you are in opposition, with the intention of said person taking a shower full of shit.

**MUST HAVE LOTS OF TIME TO PULL OFF THIS HIGH LEVEL MANEUVER**

Procedure:
1. Unscrew shower head
**for smaller shower heads you may need to utilize a pastry bag filled with fecal matter**
2. Fill shower head with fecal matter using either the conventional method or aforementioned pastry bag
3. Replace shower head leaving no evidence behind.

(for added effect, use a creative garnish of your choice or use in conjunction with the Upper Decker)
Mike: Yo, that frat rejected me a few days ago, so I snuck in and left them with a fuckin solid rainmaker!!!

George: Holy shit, you got hella balls to do that! You fucking GOT 'EM, man!!!

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Frat Boy 1: What the flying fuck bro, what the hell is this shit?!?!

Frat Boy 2: Oh shit, looks like you just got nailed with a Solid Rainmaker!!! DAMN, bro!!!
Solid Rainmaker by G.M. Kevin August 29, 2009

paincakes 

Servings of pure pain delivered by means of the fist, leg, penis, and other extremities. They are most commonly served by covering the body of one (usually smaller) with the body of another (usually a wrestler). They are oftentimes served from dawn until dusk at the INTERNATIONAL HOUSE OF PAINCAKES. The servers at the INTERNATIONAL HOUSE OF PAINCAKES include Chuck Norris, Chris Rock, and Epic Beard Man.
I'M ABOUT TO SERVE YOU SOME PAINCAKES, HOLD THE CAKES.
paincakes by k_cuz July 9, 2010

rainmaker 

An employee who creates a significant amount of new business to a company. This term is often used in the context of a financial services company, such as a brokerage.
We need to hire a rainmaker to bring our business up from a slump of no sales.
rainmaker by dan July 25, 2003

Randcakes 

Future King of the land which was previously known as West Virginia. Promoter and fan of Princess Bear Tits of Appalachia. The Caligua of the 21st Century. Quintessential hyperAlpha Male.
The peasants had brought Randcakes great anger with their puritan ways, and so he wrought his vengeance upon them in the form airborne chlamydia.
Randcakes by princessbeartits April 4, 2011

Philadelphia Rainmaker 

To piss all over your girl right as she enters to join you in the shower, preferably when she is trying to act as sexy and seductive as possible.
Lisa seductively entered the shower and offered to scrub my back, but I instead greeted her with a Philadelphia Rainmaker. She was livid!
Philadelphia Rainmaker by McWag January 2, 2009

rainmaker 


1. a powerful and successful representative or agent who generates a lot of unexpected business, especially a law firm

2. a ball hit very high to the outfield or beyond the fence
They were once a rainmaker, but they are now bankrupt.