Rage Boner

When you are so angry, that you actually get a boner

Mom: "hey, i just donated your Xbox and all the games to charity, hope you dont mind."
Son: "RAGE BONER!!!!!!!"

by beechnutberserkr May 6, 2010

Raging Boner

The biggest boner of all time

Mann Last Night I got a Raging boner from looking at that girl

by HGDQNQDWGQLW,L June 7, 2016

Raging Boner

When your pickle is harder than is comfortable, possibly causing you to want to go out and fuck a random hooker.

Dude 1 : OMFG I HAVE A RAGING BONER RIGHT NOW

Dude 2 : yeah, good morning to you too.

by mynodouesP January 23, 2012

Raging boner

A giant ass dick that is hard as a rock and hard to control

Dude I had this raging boner last night and I have jerked of 20 times and it’s still there

by Pepepeeepeepepepepepepepe May 23, 2019

Rage boner

Noun. An erection occurring as a result of violent or angry confrontation or other intense emotional experience that is completely inappropriate .

I could never fight in the UFC. Not because I'm not tough enough, but because there's nowhere to hide my inevitable rage boner in the tight shorts they wear during fights.

by Baylee_bananarama July 25, 2019

The Raging Boner

A man tackles the shit out of a female because of his random boner, and no matter the place or time he fucks the absolute shit out of the woman whether be the "vaggie vag" or the asshole or whatever other hole he could find.

-Tim... it's your mother why are you in jail?

-Oh well i got the raging boner and got arrested while walking by the home of mentally challenged.

by Tities McTotfuck November 18, 2007

Raging Boner

Someone who is extremely horny or just wantsto be humorous.

OMG I HAVE A RAGING BONER!!!! LOLOLOL

or

Dude, I have a Raging Boner and it won't go away.

by Captain October 3, 2004