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Rabbit Ears Being Lazy 

A phrase of exasperation. When you've tried to talk sense into someone, but it hasn't worked. When advice you've given is taken in completely the wrong way. Conversely, it is now also used as someone not caring about heeding another's advice or anything that makes sense. Started as an auto-correct fail.
I told Katie that John cheated on her, but she refused to believe it and is now mad at me. Rabbit ears being lazy, you know?

We told Jack to follow his heart. We didn't think it would lead to a spontaneous trip to Thailand, and a week in a Bangkok jail. Oh well. Rabbit ears being lazy.

Then Maury goes, "You are not the father." And I was like, "Rabbit ears being lazy now, bitch."
Rabbit Ears Being Lazy by TreeBaby September 22, 2013

rabbit ears 

when having sex the woman lies on her back and puts her legs up on the mans shoulders as he is pumping her,giving him "rabbit ears"
Gina likes rabbit ears for deep sex
rabbit ears by skippy128 June 12, 2005

rabbit ears 

1. the external antenna on old television sets

2. very acute hearing
Those rabbit ears are a bit worn.

rabbit ears 

What you'll see if you pull your front pants pockets completely inside-out; performing this action empties the entire contents of your pockets -- even tobacco fragments and lint cannot escape detection here.

When somebody points at your pockets and demands to see rabbit ears, you are unquestionably being accused of theft.
{Josh}: Drake, empty those pockets! I have a $50 bill missing and I'm pretty sure that you took it.
{Drake}: {listlessly pulling things out of his pockets}
{Josh}: Cummon Drake, let's see some rabbit ears!
{Drake pulls his pockets inside-out; a $50 bill flutters to the ground}
{Josh}: I knew it, you lowlife butt wagon! It's a good thing that I won't call the fuzz and have your ass hauled off to the city joint!!!
rabbit ears by Telephony July 9, 2020

rabbit ears 

What you say to someone when you want them to dole out the contents of their pants pockets by pulling them completely out, hence, the pockets will give the appearance of 'rabbit ears. Works best when used in a very threatening or demanding tone.
"Show me what you got in your pockets kid, I wanna see RABBIT EARS right now!"
rabbit ears by Nikki 666 May 31, 2007

Rabbit Ears 

A state of always being connected via technology. For instance: cell phone, tablet, mobile computer, etc.
James always has his rabbit ears on. He gets the latest jump on life from Twitter and Reddit.

We call him Rabbit 'cause he always has his ears on. Dude's tied to his smart phone.
Rabbit Ears by Ephektz August 19, 2011