R Kelly Syndrome 

A feeling where your mind is telling you no but your body is telling you yes

The horny college girl raised with a strong Christian background experienced R Kelly Syndrome when it came to advancing the physical aspect of her relationship with her boyfriend.

R Kelly Syndrome by froshtytheshowman May 1, 2013

R Kelly 

1. A amazingly good R&B singer with amazing vocals, but VERY perverted lyrics.

2. One who bumps and grinds into 14-17 year olds faces (18 years not as fun WITH consent )

3. One who is trapped in the closet (with teens under 18)

4. One who believes they can fly (Like in the song)

5. The new michael jordan CRYING MEME is R kelly

6. Bill Cosby's newest cellmate

7. A pirate and a pedophile = ARRRRRRRR KELLY

8. Despite all this he STILL is a good singer who helped develop the 1990's LOVE MAKING (OR if UNlucky baby making) music

9. Keith Sweats rival

10. AN amazing singer who was a big help in making the 1990's the golden age of R&B, but is now being hated on cause his history with accusations of sex with girls under 18.

NOTE: This written by 15 year old so sorry for unprofessionalism (But afterall this is URBAN dictionary man so what u expect) Thanks fo reading

R Kelly has the vocals of an angel and KEITH SWEAT, the pervertedness of BILL COSBY and JARED from subway.

R Kelly by IDKBARNEYLOVESU986 September 7, 2019

R Kelly 

The process of pissing all over a girls face who is 14 years of age or younger for sexual arrousal and total domination... Similiar to a golden shower but with girls 14 years or younger.

The old man pulled an R Kelly on the 14 year olf girl.

R Kelly by calven March 19, 2003

R Kelly 

A former 90's and early 2000's r&b singer. More famous for videos surfacing of him urinating on women during sex.

Essentially anything involving your feces and/or urine on another person could be called the R Kelly.

I felt like R Kelly after giving that skank a golden shower.

R Kelly by M_Dubz152 June 30, 2023

R Kelly's Grandma 

A key witness in his pissing trial.

"That's my Robert..always pissing on someone. Don't forget her hair." - R Kelly's Grandma.

R Kelly's Grandma by Richard Dean, Journalist April 29, 2004

R Kelly equation 

An if/then equation made famous by R Kelly in the remix of Make it Rain. The equation is as follows:

If you order one bottle, then you fuck with one model
Order more bottles, then you got more models

Using the Transitive property of equality, and if bottles are A, and models are B, the equation can be simplified to:

If A=1, then B=1 and if A>1, then B>1

Using the R Kelly equation last night was the best decision of my life!

R Kelly equation by tazo5 January 23, 2011

r kelly 

1. The act of having sex with a minor
2. Someone who has sex with a minor

1. "Man shes only 12 years old! He pulled an R Kelly!"
2. "She was 12? He's such an R Kelly!"

r kelly by Rukas February 4, 2003