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An if/then equation made famous by R Kelly in the remix of Make it Rain. The equation is as follows:

If you order one bottle, then you fuck with one model
Order more bottles, then you got more models

Using the Transitive property of equality, and if bottles are A, and models are B, the equation can be simplified to:

If A=1, then B=1 and if A>1, then B>1
Using the R Kelly equation last night was the best decision of my life!
by tazo5 January 22, 2011

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