qwarking

To qwark; qwarking: The act of anal-fisting oneself.

He oiled his nipples and slowly begun qwarking

qwarking by (B)hive April 24, 2011

Captain Qwark 

A lame superhero from the Ratcher and Clank series. Wears green spandex with a lightning bolt on his chest and had sex with a monkey in one of the games in the series. He loses his reputation and somehow gains it back over and over during this whole series. He got angry at Ratchet and is quoted saying "He is definitely off my top 5" referring to myspace.

Qwark can be related to The Green Lantern or Aquaman, stating that he can barley do shit and should not be considered a superhero.

Captain Qwark: I am Captain Qwark, the greatest superhero of the galaxy.

Ratchet: Yeah Yeah.

Rachet 5 seconds later: *Shoots*

Captain Qwark by TacoMann May 26, 2009

Captain Qwark 

A lame superhero from the Ratcher and Clank series. Wears green spandex with a lightning bolt on his chest and had sex with a monkey in one of the games in the series. He loses his reputation and somehow gains it back over and over during this whole series. He got angry at Ratchet and is quoted saying "He is definitely off my top 5" referring to myspace.

Qwark can be related to The Green Lantern or Aquaman, stating that he can barley do shit and should not be considered a superhero.

Ratchet: We need a superhero Clank. Who can we call?

Clank: Anyone but Captain Qwark

Captain Qwark by TacoMann May 26, 2009

Qwarking

Something Ashlee can fucking do because she's a fucking bitch Slut

Ew, Ashlee is qwarking again!!

Qwarking by not.a.human May 14, 2015

qwankstah 

A quakin ass wankstah

That dude be up in da pen talkin like he a g, come to find out he ain't shit: qwankstah say quack quack quack-beakin duck talk to look cool, stabbin niggas in dey back, bitches in dey heart en self in they head

qwankstah by lil lyah November 9, 2013

Quarksh

How did you misspell cork or quark you unintelligent sperm

Hey I have a quarksh

How did you misspell quark or cork you imbucile

Quarksh by Dhdjfjdjfjfjfjfjfjfhfhfhf February 1, 2020

quarkss 

a nerd. probably makes fun of people using urban dictionary definitions

“dude you’re acting like a real quarkss right now”

quarkss by wobber. April 5, 2021