The sound of a scrotum slapping up against something. Usually a chin or a forehead.
Your sister sucked my dick last night, my balls qwaped against her chin for like two hours.
by Wackdog Whoaday August 24, 2006
Top Definition
'QWAP' is usually associated with drugs (mainly weed but can be used with any drug) and means quarter pound.
"Yo you got that qwap? I need to re-up"
by DJ TRAIN April 23, 2008
1)One's belongings
2)Random things owned by an individual
4)"Crap" to a person with a lisp
What is this QWAP!!! ...or, get this QWAP up!!!...or, Why is your QWAP all over my walls?!?
by Jessica (A Beautiful Mind) May 20, 2008
The verbal punishment for saying the word "what" by itself or at the end of a sentence. A game comparable to that of ballgazer and ]The Game] , where the real punishment comes in the feeling of total ownage when caught. On Mondays, qwappage results in 5 pushups, but beware of the FalseQwap .
Qwapper: "Hey Andrew, you'll never guess what I did this weekend!"

Qwappee: "What?"

Qwapper: "Qwap."

Qwappee: *does 5 pushups (but only if its Monday) and feels udderly defeated and demoralized until they qwap someone for themselves*


CleverQwapper: "Hey dude, guess what?"

SmarterQwappee: "Qwap."

CleverQwapper then becomes LoserQwappee and does the pushups if its Monday.
by Never The Qwappee April 02, 2011
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