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3.
The sound of a scrotum slapping up against something. Usually a chin or a forehead.
Your sister sucked my dick last night, my balls qwaped against her chin for like two hours.
by Wackdog Whoaday August 24, 2006
 
1.
'QWAP' is usually associated with drugs (mainly weed but can be used with any drug) and means quarter pound.
"Yo you got that qwap? I need to re-up"
by DJ TRAIN April 23, 2008
 
2.
I got mad qwap.
by J.Key April 21, 2009
 
4.
The verbal punishment for saying the word "what" by itself or at the end of a sentence. A game comparable to that of ballgazer and ]The Game] , where the real punishment comes in the feeling of total ownage when caught. On Mondays, qwappage results in 5 pushups, but beware of the FalseQwap .
Qwapper: "Hey Andrew, you'll never guess what I did this weekend!"

Qwappee: "What?"

Qwapper: "Qwap."

Qwappee: *does 5 pushups (but only if its Monday) and feels udderly defeated and demoralized until they qwap someone for themselves*

-ALSO APPLIES TO-

CleverQwapper: "Hey dude, guess what?"

SmarterQwappee: "Qwap."

CleverQwapper then becomes LoserQwappee and does the pushups if its Monday.
by Never The Qwappee April 02, 2011
 
5.
1)One's belongings
2)Random things owned by an individual
3)Stuff
4)"Crap" to a person with a lisp
What is this QWAP!!! ...or, get this QWAP up!!!...or, Why is your QWAP all over my walls?!?
by Jessica (A Beautiful Mind) May 20, 2008