Pronounced (kyew-olf)

(noun) A gargantuan erect penis so engorged with blood, it is on the verge of exploding in a storm of meat, causing its owner to walk as if he dropped a log in his pants.
"Why are you walking like that?"
"I've got a massive quuolph right now."
"You should see a doctor to get that checked out."
by HippyDippy_ January 4, 2021
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