Quiled

To have a Nyquil hang over after using this product the night before and still feeling the effects the next morning, can be tough to remember easy tasks such as putting pants or shoes on.

"Joe, Why don't you have pants on?" Dang dude, I am so quiled right now, I forgot to put them on.

Quiled by J Brnz December 12, 2010

Bon Qui-Quied  

Having an extremely bad expeirence with a female fast food employee as seen in the MADD TV skit with Bon Qui Qui, an employee who works at King Burger.

This can include but is not limited to: incorrect orders, being threatened to be "cut", having security called on you for having a complicated order, and/or greeted "Welcome to (restaurant) where we can do it your way, but don't get crazy!"

Bon Qui-Quied The woman who works at King Burger refused give me a milkshake because it was too complicated She gave me a coke instead I just got Bon Qui-Quied

Bon Qui-Quied by A Game Yo February 16, 2009

quife 

A "vaginal fart". Typically caused by the compression of air in the vagina during intercourse.

He: Did you just fart?
She: No, that was a quife

quife by Dradle April 1, 2009

quifer

Quifer: A fart coming out of the vagina.

She quifed really loud.

quifer by Cece April 16, 2005

Quired 

When someone quits a job but does it in such a way that they are fired.

John gave his two weeks notice by drawing all over his boss' face then saying that he is giving his notice, later in the day he was fired.

Quired by Dude#1 August 9, 2004

quife 

a fart from the vagina usually during sexual intercourse when the penis stimulates the farthest point of the vagina

-Dude, what the f**k was that!
-Just a quife.

quife by Josh Lioliodis April 8, 2003

Quafed

Queef in the past-tense

Cindy: "Hey Jan, did you hear that?"

Jan: "Yeah. What the hell was that?"

Cindy: "I quafed."

Quafed by G.andy18 February 28, 2017